Jin: ...
J-Hope: I WANT TO BE YANDERE CHAN WITH EYEPATCH!!!
Jin: OH MY GOD
RM: FIRST TERRYTV AND NOW BIJUU MIKE WHAT THE FUCK
Jungkook: What?
V: I WANTED TO BE YANDERE CHAN WITH EYEPATCH
Jimin: HERE HOSEOK CAN BE YANDERE CHAN WITH EYEPATCH TAEHYUNG CAN BE CLARENCE AND I CAN BE SCRUB CHAN
V: I DON'T WANT TO BE CLARENCE
Jungkook: Why is being a person from bijuu mike more important then watching your son try to walk for the first time
Suga: I'm watching it
Jungkook: Why is it that you care more about hajoon then you do of chaewon and guktae?
Suga: Cause he's quiet and laid back for a baby and chaewon and guktae are too loud and weird for me
Jin: We all were in here to watch hajoon try to walk-
Jimin: WHY AM I CLARENCE?!?!
V: WHO CARES ABOUT HAJOON WALKING I JUST WANT TO BE YANDERE CHAN WITH EYE PATCH
Jungkook: YOU HELPED MAKE HIM AND HE'S YOUR SON AND YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD WATCH HIM WALK SINCE YOU DIDN'T WATCH CHAEWON AND GUKTAE WALK FOR THE FIRST
V: OKAY AND WHY SHOULD I WATCH HIM WALK FOR THE FIRST TIME?!
Jungkook: YOU FUCKING HELPED MAKE HIM YOU ARE HIS FUCKING FATHER YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FUCK-
Jin: OKAY STOP!!
RM: YEAH STOP
J-Hope: Like i was saying i am much more better a-
Jin: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S STANDING UP!!
Suga: Wait- Nevermind he sat back down
RM: HE WAS SO CLOSE SO CLOSE
Jin: I KNOW HE WAS
Jimin: FINE THEN I'LL BE CLARENCE
V: YES I CAN BE YA-
Jungkook: THIS IS NOT HOW TO CATCH A CHEATER THIS IS HOW TO GET YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND TO WATCH THEIR KID THAT THEY HELPED RAISE AND MAKE WALK FOR THE FIRST TIME LIE GOD DAMN IT
Jimin: It ca be how to catch a ch-
Jin: LOOK HE'S STANDING UP AGAIN
RM: THIS ISN'T EVEN OUR CHILD YET WE ARE GETTING EXCITED OVER HIM WALKING
Jin: THEY GROW UP SO FAST
RM: I KNOW THEY DO
Jin: I WISH OURS WOULD GO BACK TO BEING BABIES INSTEAD OF ARGUING ABOUT STUPID THINGS
RM: I KNOW I WISH TOO
Suga: Why is this emotional why do i have the urge to cry why is this baby so cute? I have so many questions right now
J-Hope: OH TAEHYUNG LOOK HE'S WALKING TOWARDS YOU
V: Wait wh- OH MY GOD HE IS
Chaewon: Why are they getting excited over hajoon walking?
Guktae: Don't know sis don't know
Chaewon: Did they ever get this excited over us walking
Guktae: Don't know
Suga: HAHA THAT'S RIGHT PAY UP NAMJOON I TOLD YOU HE WOULD WALK TO TAEHYUNG FIRST
RM: I thought he would've walked to jungkook because he was-
Jin: SHHH THEY CAN'T KNOW NAMJOON
Jungkook: Why the hell did you guys bet on who hajoon would go to
V: WHY DID HE WALK TO ME?!?!?!
Jungkook: I swear hajoon looks so much like taehyung
Jin: I know right you can already tell he is going to be clingy to him
Jungkook: He is like taehyung's mini me i find it cute
Jin: I know we should get them shirts that say me and mini me
Jungkook: Yes we should
Jin: That would be so cute
Jungkook: Yes it would be
Jin: Let me rephrase that it would be more then cute
Jungkook: Oh my god yes
RM: What are they talking about?
V: Probably shit mothers talk about
RM: Yeah
V: I bet their talking about the kids and scented candles
RM: Ye- Wait scented candles?
V: What?
RM: What?
V: What?
J-Hope: Look jungkook and seokjin is having a eomma talk and taehyung and namjoon is having a appa talk isn't that something
Suga: Its not something
Jimin: This will go on for a i don't know how long
Chaewon: ..They forgot about us didn't they?
Guktae: Yes sis yes they did
Chaewon: Wow
Guktae: Wanna go piss on their beds
Chaewon: Fuck yeah i do
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De TodoThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
