Jimin: Hey jin can you pass me the tteokbokki
Jin: WHY SHOULD I PASS YOU IT I CARRIED YOU IN A BABY CARRIER FOR 9 MONTHS THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS GET YOUR ASS UP AND GET IT YOURSELF
Rapmon: Jin just pass him th-
Jin: HE CAN GET HIS ASS UP AND GET IT SO DON'T YOU DARE DEFEND HIM
V: JUNGKOOK!!!
Jungkook: I'm sitting right next to you
V: Oh
Jungkook: Now what is it?
V: I want patbingsu
Jungkook: Then get it yourself
V: But i'm tired
Jungkook: And i don't care
V: And i can't believe i'm married to you
Jungkook: And i can't believe i have children with you
Suga: And here it goes
J-Hope: Everyone get ready to run before he flips the table again
Jimin: Someone stop him before he does it
V: Says the person who wanted kids in the first place
Jin: Can i just eat in peace?
Jungkook: Well at least i'm not the one who's forcing our children to wear gucci
V: Gucci is the best thing ever okay
Rapmon: Its a good thing that guktae and chaewon isn't here
Jin: Yeah
Jungkook: AND YOU DIDN'T CARRY THEM FOR FUCKING 9 MONTHS LIKE I DID
V: SO THEIR MY CHILDREN I CAN DRESS THEM UP IN GUCCI
Suga: They started fighting over something stupid
Jungkook: WHEN WILL YOU EVER UNDERSTAND TAEHYUNG?!
V: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND
J-Hope: ...When can we ever have a normal dinner?
V: ALL I WANTED WAS PATBINGSU
Jungkook: AND ALL I WANTED WAS YOU CAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU
V: I WANT YOU TOO
Jungkook: THEN LETS LEAVE AND GO DO SOMETHING FUN
V: OKAY
J.Seph: .......I've been here the whole time......
Jimin: Oh i guess i forgot to tell you guys that this taehyung is back with guktae and chaewon
J.Seph: I think i'll go back to my apartment with them instead of letting them hear the sounds that are going to be heard from their room
Jin: We'll get them tomorrow
Suga: That is if we want them to come back to this insane place
J-Hope: Can i go with taehyung?
Rapmon: No
J.Seph: I feel bad for these children
Suga: Me too
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BTS Crack
De TodoThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
