BTS Crack

It went from normal to gay to me in just seconds

J-Hope: TELL ME THAT YOU'D BE MY BABY

Suga: FUCK NO!!

J-Hope: FUCK YOU!!

V: FUCK BOTH OF YOU!!

Suga: SHUT UP YOU ALIEN BITCH!!

V: SAYS THE PALEST BITCH EVER!!!

Suga: I'M NOT A BITCH YOU ARE!!

J-Hope: I'M LIKE TT JUST LIKE TT

Jimin: EVERYONE STOP YELLING CUSS WORDS THERE IS A CHILD IN THE HOUSE

Jungkook: I'M NOT A FUCKING CHILD YOU JAMLESS BITCH

Jimin: HOW DARE YOU I'M TELLING NAMJOON!!

J-Hope: DADDY~

V: WHAT THE FUCK HOSEOK?!

Jungkook: Why are we all yelling again?

V: I don't know but hoseok said daddy and he's twerking for no reason at all

Jin: *Ignoring everyone and watching TV* 

Rapmon: What the fuck is wrong with everyone-

Jungkook: Actually he's lap dancing

V: So hoseok said daddy and started twerking and now he is lap dancing.....For yoongi nothing new there

Jimin: He's gay

Rapmon: We're all gay

Jungkook: True we are

V: Isn't yoongi in a relationship with jin?

Jin: Fuck no he's a rude ass who doesn't know how to be nice

V: Okay then

Suga: I AM NOT A RUDE ASS YOU ARE!!

Jin: SHUT UP YOU WHORE

Suga: I AM NOT A WHORE

Rapmon: Yoongi you fucked everyone in this house you are a whore

Suga: Fuck I am but i have hoseok now so forget that

Jungkook: .....Yoongi is no longer the sane one

V: We're all insane now

Jungkook: Why does this happen

V: ASK THE FUCKING AUTHOR JUNGKOOK

Jungkook: BUT I DON'T WANT TO

Rapmon: I keep on wondering when they got married

Jimin: A year ago

Rapmon: But how did they have two kids just from being married for a year and how old are they

Jimin: Magic and chaewon is two and guktae is one

V: CAN I KILL THE AUTHOR NAMJOON?!

Rapmon: No taehyung

V: BUT SHE KEEPS ON CHANGING THE SUBJECT WITH THIS SHIT AND ITS GETTING OLD SHE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!! AND I WANT TO KILL HER!!

Jin: WHAT DID THE PRECIOUS AUTHOR DO TO YOU THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO KILL HER?!

Suga: Bitch you're not killing mine and hoseok's daughter-

Jin: WHEN DID YOU TWO ADOPT HER?

Suga: TODAY!

Jin: WHY THOUGH SHE HAD THE PERFECT FAMILY WITH HER MOM AND DAD?

Suga: She needed to be apart of the family she always writes this shit for us so what's better then adopting her

Jimin: Why is everyone adopting people?

Jungkook: Jaebum adopted me

V: Baekhyun adopted me

Jimin: What's next someone adopts namjoon

Rapmon: Fuck no

J-Hope: LETS ADOPT STEVEN DENG NEXT!!

Suga: Okay.

Jin: At least you two are adopting someone who is actually funny unlike the author

J-Hope: Don't be rude to my daughter she is funny in her own gay like way

Jin: Isn't she pan though-

J-Hope: Yeah but i made her gay

Suga: She's gay now

Jimin: Wait i thought she was straight

Suga: She was never straight in the first place

Jimin: True true

Rapmon: Why are we talking about the authors sexuality

V: You know she has a name

Rapmon: Wait she does i always thought her name was author

Jin: Me too

J-Hope: Same

V: Its ringa linga

Jungkook: No its hakyeon's wifeu

Jimin: I thought it was dabdab's wifeu

V: Wait no its xiumin's pillow

Suga: No her fucking name is chelsey

V: Wait so its not ringa linga hakyeon's wifeu dabdab's wifeu xiumin's pillow?

Suga: Why the hell would someone be name that?

Jungkook: I don't know but its better then chelsey

Jimin: No her name is beautiful

V: No it fucking ain't how about we all call her the girl who post cute pictures of her chihuahua

Jimin: She does have a cute chihuahua but no we call her author

Suga: No lets her by her real name

V: No-

Jin: Junie

V: No-

Jungkook: Kookie #2

V: No-

J-Hope: J-Horse

V: Fuck no cause that's your name-

Rapmon: Here since no one can't pick a good one lets just call her haru

V: Sounds good

Suga: When the fuck did we bring her into this

J-Hope: We don't fucking know anymore

Jin: We haven't brought her into this in months

V: And why were picking names to call her instead of author

Jimin: I don't know either

Rapmon: Oh my god you all are so stupid

Haha its been a long time since i've done that...Fuck i'm always blamed for this shit cause i'm the one who writes it but it doesn't matter cause i'm already dead from them :''D