BTS as things me and my friends said

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Jungkook: I DON'T KNOW THAT BUTTERFLY HAD A BIG DICK

RM: I-

Jungkook: AHH JUST KIDDING MINES ONE INCH BIGGER

V: MINE BIGGER IT BE 420 INCHES

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Jimin: What's your biggest fear

J-Hope: Losing twice and spiders

Jimin: Oh...I was gonna say my ugliness but okay

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Jin: I wouldn't play the kazoo in the bathroom its been up my privates

Suga: Why has it been up your privates?

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RM: Naka-I think moto moto likes you- Yuta

Jimin: W o w

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Suga: What the fuck who are you

Jungkook: BITCH I SWEAR I LIVED WITH YOU FOR 13 YEARS AND ALL I GET IS A "WHO ARE YOU"

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Suga: Wait you read futanari twice smuts?

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Jin: I was reading this story where you and mina are sisters-

Suga: Why do you read incest

Jin: I DON'T!! it was a good book

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V: I had a dream once where jungkook kept getting fucked in the ass by the members

(true story...My perverted mind)

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Most of these was with my sisters

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