Rapmon: Jimin i love you
Jimin: I love yoongi now
Rapmon: But i gave you a cookie
Jimin: He gave me gushers
Rapmon: Gushers?
Jimin: Yeah gushers
Rapmon: Damn it i should've gave you gushers
Suga: But you didn't
Jimin: Yoongi owns my ass now
Suga: Jimin let me tell you something
Jimin: What is it?!
Suga: You're a H to the O to the E
Jimin: H O E....Hoe....I'M A HOE?!
Suga: Yes if there's anything i own hoseok's ass
Jimin: WELL...JUNGKOOK OWNS MY ASS
Jungkook: No the fuck i don't
Jimin: Damn it....TAEHYUNG OWNS IT
V: No i own jungkook's ass
Jungkook: And we're married
V: And have kids
Jin: See they are more successful then we are they already have kids and they are already married
Jimin: .....And jungkook's only 20 and he's already married and has kids
Suga: And chaewon's only 2 and she already has a boyfriend
V: WHAT?!
Jungkook: MY DAUGHTER ALREADY HAS A BOYFRIEND?!
Suga: Yeah didn't you two know that she has a crush on kunpimook?
V: NO WE DIDN'T!!
Suga: Wow you really are bad parents
V: HEY WE ARE NOT!!!!
Jimin: I found it cute how she always blushes when he's around
Rapmon: Yeah also how she hides behind jungkook's or taehyung's legs when he's around
Jin: Also the way she always hugs him and sits on his lap that's cute
J-Hope: You also can't forget the way she hides her face in her hands when he calls her cute
BamBam: Do you guys know i'm right here?
Suga: Yeah we do we're just talking about how chaewon gets when you are over
BamBam: Oh how she gets all flustered when i'm around-
V: MY DAUGHTER ISN'T ALLOWED TO DATE UNTIL SHE'S 100 YEARS OLD YOU GOT IT KUNPIMOOK?!?!
BamBam: Okay i understand
Jungkook: He's strict with our children.
Suga: He's strict with you.
Jungkook: At least he's being a good father
Jin: Taehyung is acting like every father when they have daughters never allow them to date
V: ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M OVERPROTECTIVE WITH HER!!
Chaewon: Fuck you
V: This is not the time sweetie
Jimin: GUYS WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THESE KNIVES
Jungkook: TAEHYUNG SHOVED THEM UP HIS ASS....AGAIN
Jin: Now i have to get new knives
Chaewon: Idiot
Jin: Yeah i know he's a idiot
V: Chaewon-
Chaewon: Fuck you idiot
Suga: I love this child
Rapmon: She's gonna be like yoongi when she grows up
Chaewon: Idiot fuck you
Jungkook: Kim chaewon don't say that
Chaewon: Jin is a stupid bitch
Suga: I taught her that i also taught her another word
Chaewon: Jimin is a whiny bitch
Jimin: JUNGKOOK SHUT YOUR DAUGHTER UP OR I WILL
V: LAY A HAND ON MY DAUGHTER AND I WILL KILL YOU
Chaewon: JIN IS A STUPID BITCH JIMIN IS A WHINY BITCH JIN IS A STUPID BITCH JIMIN IS A WHI-
Jungkook: Chaewon if you say another word like that i will ban you from seeing kunpimook
Jin: ...SHE CALLED ME A STUPID BITCH
Suga: YOU ARE ONE
Guktae: Bambam is dab master-
Bambam: Yes i am *DABS*
Jungkook: My children are ruined..
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BTS Crack
AcakThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
