Jin: What do all of you want to eat
J-Hope: Kimchi
Rapmon: Jjajangmyeon
Suga: Bibim naengmyeon
Jimin: Hotteok
V: Jungkook
Jungkook: Taehyung
Jin: We're having japchae
V: Then can i have jungkook for dessert?
Jungkook: And can i have taehyung for dessert
Jin: No.
Suga: Why are you two always horny?
V: Cause jungkook's hot as fuck
Jungkook: Have you seen taehyung?
Jimin: Hey how about we all take a shot of alochol every time jungkook and taehyung flirt with each other
Rapmon: We would be drunk in 2 minutes cause they flirt with each other 24/7
J-Hope: ....I just now noticed i don't like girls ass i like boys ass
Suga: Well duh who else owns my ass? Chanyeol?
J-Hope: That ass belongs to me he will have to fight me for it
Jin: I'm so lonely....I need a ass to claim as mine
V: *GRABS JUNGKOOK'S ASS* THIS ASS IS MINE
Jimin: ...It was suppose to be mine
V: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE FUCKED THIS ASS
Jimin: I don't know
V: I'VE FUCKED IT ALOT
Jungkook: He has fucked it alot
Jin: Why is everyone talking asses and how many times they fucked it?
Rapmon: I don't know
J-Hope: Yoongi why can't i fuck your ass like taehyung fucks jungkook's?
Suga: Because i'm top and your bottom so don't even start
J-Hope: Okay i won't start then
Jin: Can everyone stop talking about gay shit for once
J-Hope: No
Suga: We can't stop talking gay shit cause everyone in this house is gay
Jimin: Guys taehyung and jungkook are having sex again
Jin: Just let them do it
J-Hope: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE BOTTOM?!
Suga: Because i don't like being bottom
J-Hope: WELL I WANT TO TOP FOR ONCE
Suga: NO
Jin: I'm living with idiots
Rapmon: We all are
Jin: Only i am allowed to say i am living with idiots cause i am
Rapmon: Okay then.
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