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What i didn't

(My friend clemont said that it would be funny if i made the kids call jungkook eomma idk she also helped with the plot of this chapter too.....She also said to have it where the children was born not carried in a baby carrier....Fuck me-)

V: Chaewon you can't have candy its 1 in the morning now lets go back to bed

Chaewon: Why did you hit me?

V: What i didn't hit you

Chaewon: *HITS HERSELF*

V: Ch-

Chaewon: *RUNS TO JUNGKOOK AND TAEHYUNG'S ROOM* EOMMA!!! APPA HIT ME!!

Jungkook: Why did he hit you?

Chaewon: Because i wanted candy but he said i can't have candy cause 1 in the morning but i said no and he just hit me

Jungkook: Do you want me to hit him?

Chaewon: Yeah

Jungkook: TAEHYUNG!!! GET YOUR ASS UP!!

V: *WALKS TO THE ROOM* ...Hi..

Jungkook: Why did you hit our daughter?

V: I didn't hit her,She's making up lies to make me look bad

Jungkook: Really? You didn't hit our daughter?

V: Yes i didn't

Jungkook: *PICKS UP CHAEWON* I don't believe you

V: You don't believe me? But i'm your husband why don't you believe me?

Jungkook: Because i just don't believe you

V: So your going to believe our daughter over me?

Jungkook: Yes

V: Jungkook,I'm married to you,I changed your last name from jeon to kim,I fucked you countless of times,I kissed you countless of times,I helped make these children,I helped you take care of them,And you believe our daughter over me

Jungkook: But you didn't spend 12 hours giving birth to all three of them.

V: I know just believe me

Jungkook: Do you know how much pain i went through just to let all three of them be alive?

V: No...

Jungkook: Then stop trying to make me believe you

V: ...Fine...

Jungkook: Now let me go put chaewon to bed *WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM AND TO CHAEWON'S ROOM AND PUTS HER DOWN IN HER BED THEN WALKS TO HIS ROOM*

V: ..Jungkook..

Jungkook: What taehyung?

V: I love you

Jungkook: I hate you

Jin: GUYS!! HAJOON PUKED ON ME!! WHY DID YOU GIVE ME HIM?!?! NOW I FEEL ALL GROSS AND SHIT

Rapmon: He's a baby jin he's going to puke on you 

Jin: He should've puked on you

Rapmon: Okay if theres anything he should've puked on yoongi

Jin: Yeah but he puked on me

Rapmon: At least you got puked on it just means hajoon loves you

Jin: Fuck you

Rapmon: I'm sorry but i rather fuck you then fuck myself

Suga: I'm glad jimin went back to busan to visit his family then he would've had to deal with this

J-Hope: I miss jimin he was always so cute and happy i just miss him i bet you he's crying cause he can't see me-

Suga: Shut up or i will fuck you harder then i already

J-Hope: Okay....Daddy

Suga: Call me that one more time and i'll hurt you

J-Hope: Okay i won't call you that

Jimin: ....I'm just going to go back to busan instead of staying here..