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I hate you so much

Chaewon: APPA!!

V: Yes?

Chaewon: JIN ATE ALL OF THE CANDY THAT ME GUKTAE AND HAJOON GOT!!

V: And what do you want me to do about it?

Chaewon: PUT HIM IN TIMEOUT

Jin: I did not eat all of the c-

Chaewon: I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU BITCH

V: Chaewon...You finally know that jin is a bitch

Jin: I'M TELLING NAMJOON!!

Rapmon: Well she's true you are a bitch

Jimin: JIN HOW COULD YOU EAT ALL OF THEIR CANDY I WAS SUPPOSE TO EAT ALL OF IT

V: NO I WAS GOING TO EAT IT ALL

Jin: I DIDN'T EAT ALL OF THE CANDY LIKE WHY DID YOU GUYS JUST BLAME ME

Chaewon: Cause you fat fuck

Jin: I am so fucking hurt

Suga: Well its true you are

J-Hope: IF THERE'S ANYTHING I THINK CHAEWON ATE ALL OF THE CANDY AND THEN COME AND LIE ABOUT JIN EATING ALL OF THE CANDY

Chaewon: I hate you hobi

Suga: I say it was namjoon who ate all of it

Rapmon: I hate you yoongi

Jin: I say-

Jungkook: I say everyone shut up about who ate the candy cause jin chaewon and namjoon did not eat all of the candy i did

Jin: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT JUNGKOOK WAS THE ONE WHO ATE IT ALL AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO DID HOLY SHIT

Chaewon: How could you eat all of my candy i never told you that you could

Jungkook: I'm allowed to eat all of your candy even without your permission cause i raised you

V: Wait why did you eat all of the candy

Jungkook: Because i wanted candy what i can't have candy?

Jimin: You can we're just questioning why you ate all of it

Jungkook: And we're questioning why you came back from busan

Jimin: I came back only because i love everyone....Also because i wanted to see hajoon

V: Jimin you only came back for hajoon

Jimin: Hey dorito is a cutie he has jungkook's lips and taehyung's eyes and nose i find it cute

Jin: Dorito?

Jimin: that's his nicname dorito

V: He does have my eyes and nose

Suga: i thought we were calling him kookie jr?

J-Hope: No we were calling him the second joonie

Rapmon: I always called him the third baby from the left

Jin: ...Haha very funny

Jungkook: What no his nickname is dorito

V: Wait who gave him the nickname dorito

Jungkook: Guktae

V: Awe he was being a sweet older brother

Jungkook: At first he wanted to call him bitch but i said no so he said dorito

Jin: Wait where are guktae and hajoon and chaewon?

Jungkook: Jimin was watching them

Jimin: Wait i was watching them?

Jungkook: Yes you were

Jimin: Oh shit....Um...I lost them

Jungkook: J-

V: I'll do it this time...JIMIN I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL GO AND FIND MY FUCKING CHILDREN OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH WHATEVER IS CLOSE TO ME YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE WATCHING THEM YET YOU FUCKING WASN'T NOW GO FIND THEM OR I WILL KILL YOU

Jungkook: This is why i love you

Chaewon: So what we have to do is to find something to use then kill our other a-

Jungkook: I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY YOU RAMEN LOOKING ASS BITCH

Chaewon: Guktae cover hajoon's ears he's to young to know

Jimin: YOU ARE AND I DO NOT LOOK LIKE RAMEN YOU UH BITCH

V: JUNGKOOK IS NOT A BITCH YOU BITCH

Suga: YOU ALL ARE BITCHES THERE ITS SETTLE

Jin: Wow-

Suga: Yeah that's right i just called all of you bitches

Guktae: He called them bitches

Chaewon: I know

J-Hope: And what are you three doing in my room?

Chaewon: Nothing

Guktae: Bitches

J-Hope: You went from a 1 year old who can speak basic english to doing 'bitches' in my room wow

Chaewon: I know basic english too

J-Hope: ....And hajoon puked on my bed now where am i suppose to sleep?

Guktae: Bitches

J-Hope: Stop saying bitches

Guktae: Okay

J-Hope: How about we all get out of here and go do bitches somewhere else *PICKS UP HAJOON*

Chaewon: Guktae humped your pillows *WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM*

Guktae: I did i really did *WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM TOO*

Jin: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE PISS ON MY FUCKING BED?!

Jungkook: GU-

Jin: NEVERMIND ITS JUST CUM

Jungkook: ...What the fuck jin?

J-Hope: Take this child before he pukes on me i already have to change my bedsheets and pillows because he puked on my bed and guktae humped my pillows

V: *TAKES HAJOON FROM J-HOE*That's my boy

Jimin: *SITTING IN A CORNER CRYING* WHY DID HE HAVE TO BRING UP THE JAMS?!

Suga: Can i fucking leave now?