(I have a obsession with jackson i am sorry)
Jackson: *KICKS OPEN THE DOOR* KIM FUCKING NAMJOON
GDragon: Why did you drag me here j-
Rapmon: WHAT JACKSON?
Jackson: WHY DO YOU IGNORE MY CALLS?!
Rapmon: CAUSE I'M ALWAYS BUSY
Jungkook: What he means by busy is that he's busy fucking jin-
Rapmon: SHUT UP! AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR KIDS
GDragon: .....
Jin: SOMEONE CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR
J-Hope: *PLAYS MIDDLE FINGERS-UP*
V: REST IN PEACE MINUS ONE
Jungkook: Taehyung i love you but please stop
V: I love you too but i won't stop
Jungkook: Jackson is here i'm sure he doesn't want hear you rap
V: I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION
Jungkook: AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS
V: THAT'S A LIE
Jungkook: DAMN IT!! IT IS A LIE
V: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED THEM AND I WAS THE ONE WHO FUCKED YOU SO WE COULD HAVE KIDS SO DON'T TELL ME TO STOP
Jungkook: I WILL TELL YOU TO STOP THOUGH
V: OKAY THAT'S IT I AM PUNISHING YOU FOR BEING RUDE TO ME
Jungkook: GOOD CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANTED
Suga: What the fuck
J-Hope: Wait how old are their kids
Jimin: Chaewon is three now guktae is still one and i forgot with hajoon
Suga: Isn't he one too?
Jin: I think jungkook said he was 4 months old i don't know
Jimin: Wait where is hajoon?
J-Hope: I don't know
Suga: H-
Jin: We're dead jungkook is going to kill us
Suga: He's with namjoon....Namjoon is holding him while arguing with jackson
Jin: Oh-
GDragon: ....I'm okay-
Chaewon: What is your name?
GDragon: Jiyong
Chaewon: You look like GDragon
GDragon: ...I am GDragon
Chaewon: Really?
GDragon: Yeah-
Chaewon: My parents like your music
GDragon: Oh-
Chaewon: My parents are the guy with timberlands on and the guy who tried rapping like you
Jackson: COME ON JIYONG WE'RE LEAVING *WALKS OUT*
Chaewon: Take me with you
GDragon: Okay *GRABS CHAEWON'S HAND AND JUST RUNS OFF*
~Hours later~
Daesung: Jiyong why did you bring this little girl here?
GDragon: She told me to take her with me so i did her
Seungri: What's her name?
Chaewon: Chaewon
GDragon: She can replace T.O.P
Taeyang: I'm not sure if YG will allow this
Seungri: She looks like a alien
Daesung: Hey don't make fun of her
Seungri: Its true though
GDragon: You belong to us now
Chaewon: If it means i can get free ice cream and marry bambam then i'll stay here
Taeyang: How old is she?
Chaewon: Three
GDragon: You can get all the free ice cream you want and you can marry bambam
Seungri: Yeah you can have all of the shit you want
Taeyang: And your name can be kwon chaewon cause i know jiyong will take care of you
Chaewon: I love you guys more then my real family.
YOU ARE READING
BTS Crack
De TodoThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
