Jebus

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(I am continuing this so be happy my lil eric cartmans) (I also love the fact all of you get along in the comments)

But on with the story

RM: ...Shit we are lost

Jin: How the hell did we get lost...And how the hell did we end up in america

J-Hope: How come jungkook is lucky enough to be carried by taehyung

Jungkook: I'm golden bitch fuck you

Jin: Just because you are on your period doesn't mean you can be a asshole

Jungkook: Shut up you god damn motherfucking cum stain

Jimin: Oooh he called you a cum stain

Jin: You were the cum i should've swallowed

Jimin: Oooh he said you were th-

V: Okay we get it-

Jungkook: OH YOU WANNA GO HUH?!

Jin: FIGHT ME M8

Suga: You know what,Screw you guys i'm going home *WALKS OFF*

J-Hope: YOU DICK!!

Jimin: Forget him he'll be back

J-Hope: Nobody gives a shit for what you have to say

V: JUNGKOOK WHAT DID WE HAVE THE TALK ABOUT BRINGING KNIFES WITH YOU TO PLACES?! 

Jungkook: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MY HUSBAND DOESN'T MEAN SHIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS THEY RUN MY GOD DAMN LIFE AND CALLED ME THE CUM THEY SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED

RM: What the fuck is wrong with everyone

Jin: AND THEY ARE HAVING SEX THEY ARE HAVING SEX IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE VKOOK COUPLE

Jimin: BITCH YOU ARE BASICALLY JEAN BUT AS A HUMAN AND KOREAN

J-Hope: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT HUH?!

Jimin: YOU BOTH LOOK LIKE GOD DAMN HORSES

J-Hope: O F F E N S E

Suga: ...This is why you never do drugs...


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