(I am continuing this so be happy my lil eric cartmans) (I also love the fact all of you get along in the comments)
But on with the story
RM: ...Shit we are lost
Jin: How the hell did we get lost...And how the hell did we end up in america
J-Hope: How come jungkook is lucky enough to be carried by taehyung
Jungkook: I'm golden bitch fuck you
Jin: Just because you are on your period doesn't mean you can be a asshole
Jungkook: Shut up you god damn motherfucking cum stain
Jimin: Oooh he called you a cum stain
Jin: You were the cum i should've swallowed
Jimin: Oooh he said you were th-
V: Okay we get it-
Jungkook: OH YOU WANNA GO HUH?!
Jin: FIGHT ME M8
Suga: You know what,Screw you guys i'm going home *WALKS OFF*
J-Hope: YOU DICK!!
Jimin: Forget him he'll be back
J-Hope: Nobody gives a shit for what you have to say
V: JUNGKOOK WHAT DID WE HAVE THE TALK ABOUT BRINGING KNIFES WITH YOU TO PLACES?!
Jungkook: JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MY HUSBAND DOESN'T MEAN SHIT THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS THEY RUN MY GOD DAMN LIFE AND CALLED ME THE CUM THEY SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED
RM: What the fuck is wrong with everyone
Jin: AND THEY ARE HAVING SEX THEY ARE HAVING SEX IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE VKOOK COUPLE
Jimin: BITCH YOU ARE BASICALLY JEAN BUT AS A HUMAN AND KOREAN
J-Hope: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT HUH?!
Jimin: YOU BOTH LOOK LIKE GOD DAMN HORSES
J-Hope: O F F E N S E
Suga: ...This is why you never do drugs...
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De TodoThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it