J-Hope: I'M ON A HELLEVATOR *STARTS DANCING RANDOMLY*
Jin: Wait wha-
Jackson: MY HELLEVATOR
Jin: Oh okay then
V: *TRIES TO RAP FELIX'S PART*
Suga: Felix is a better rapper then you
V: STOP BULLYING ME YOU STUPID ASS BITCH
Jungkook: Don't listen to him taetae he's just jealous cause everyone can rap better then him
Jackson: WAIT WHERE IS MARK
Jin: So everyone is dancing and singing to hellevator while being drunk as fuck
Mark: JACKSON!!! *HUGS JACKSON*
Rapmon: HEY HE'S MINE *HUGS JACKSON TOO*
Jimin: I AM HURT NAMJOON
J-Hope: I LOVE CHANGBIN
Mark: HOW DARE HE MAKE OUT WITH NAMJOON
Jimin: I GUESS BOTH OF OUR BOYFRIENDS ARE CHEATING ON US
Mark: WE COULD CHEAT ON THEM WITH EACH OTHER
Jimin: YEAH COME ON LETS GO IN HERE *DRAGS MARK TO HIS ROOM*
V: KOOKIE LETS GET MARRIED
Jungkook: WE ARE MARRIED
V: OH THEN CAN WE HAVE KIDS
Jungkook: WE HAVE KIDS
V: THEN LETS HAVE MORE
Jungkook: FUCK NO
V: YOU NO FUN KOOKIE
*THEY BOTH START MAKING OUT AFTER THAT*
Jin: *COVERS GUKTAE'S AND CHAEWON'S EYES* You two are too young to know what your parents are doing
J-Hope: JIN JACKASS AN NAJON IS MAKING OUT
Jin: I should've left this house a long time ago
Suga: Same,We are the only sober ones
Jin: Stay away from me and my grandchildren
Suga: I'm their uncle
Jin: I'm there grandfather
Suga: I taught them their first word
Jin: Fuck you and suck my dick mother fuckers does not count
Suga: Yeah they do it was their first words
Jin: And those are bad words to teach them
Suga: So
Jin: You should've waited til they were six to teach them those words
Suga: Jungkook was the one who said i could teach them those words
Jin: Really? Jeon jungkook the one who said not to say cuss words around his children said you could?
Suga: ..FINE IT WAS TAEHYUNG WHO SAID I COULD
Jin: And we all know both of you got scolded from me and jungkook for it
Suga: FUCK YOU!!
Jin: GO SUCK HOSEOK'S DICK YOU LITTLE BITCH!!
Jungkook: *WALKS TOWARDS THEM* I HEARD PEOPLE SAYING CUSS WORDS AROUND MY CHILDREN
Suga: JIN STARTED IT
Jin: I DO NOT
Suga: YES YOU DID
Jin: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK YOU
Suga: AND YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID GO SUCK HOSEOK'S DICK YOU LITTLE BITCH
Jin: I KNOW BUT YOU STARTED IT
Suga: YOU DID BITCH YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD
Jungkook: *TAKES GUKTAE AND CHAEWON AWAY FROM THEM LIKE A NORMAL PARENT WOULD* Don't listen to those idiots kids and don't go around cussing people out and starting fights with people or you'll end up like those two witch i would be disappointed in you two for ending up like those two idiots who don't understand basic logic
Jin and suga: WE HEARD THAT!!
Jungkook: WELL GOOD CAUSE YOU TWO ARE IDIOTS
Jin: AND I CARRIED YOU IN A BABY CARRIER FOR NINE MONTHS AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME
Suga: AND I TAUGHT YOU AND YOUR KIDS BAD WORDS AND THIS IS THE FUCKING THANKS I GET
Jungkook: DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY CHILDREN OR MY HUSBAND EVER AGAIN *WALKS AWAY FROM THEM TWO WITH GUKTAE CHAEWON AND V*
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BTS Crack
RandomThis is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it
