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Why tae why?

V: Hey namjoon,Can i ask you a question

Rapmon: Yeah what is it?

V: Why is it that jungkook looks hot in sweatpants and a white t-shirt?

Rapmon: I don't know i don't think he's sexy so don't ask me

V: Well i think he's sexy wearing sweatpants and a white t-shirt

Rapmon: Well of course you do he's your husband

V: I know that i'm not dumb

Rapmon: Okay now is that it?

V: No

Rapmon: What else do you have to ask me?

V: How do i tell jungkook he looks sexy?

Rapmon: Oh my god...Your fucking married to him just go up and tell him its that easy

V: I know but whenever i try to he always either tells me to wait or he just leaves

Rapmon: Well he is busy taking care of the kids so that's why

V: But can't he stop like just for a hour? Cause i'm also horny

Rapmon: Okay keep your personally problems to yourself and with how clingy they are to jungkook i'm not sure if he could stop for a minute

V: Your right,But-

Jungkook: TAEHYUNG!!!

V: YES BABE? IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? DO YOU NEED ME TO HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO YOU? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO THE KIDS? DI-

Jungkook: EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT SO CALM DOWN BUT WHERE ARE YOU?

V: IN NAMJOON'S ROOM

Jungkook: OKAY!

V: WHY ARE YOU ASKING?

Jungkook: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU IF YOU COULD TAKE CHAEWON AND GUKTAE SOMEWHERE SO THEY CAN STOP BOTHERING ME AND BEING CLINGY TO ME WHILE I TRY TO FEED HAJOON CAUSE THEY ALMOST MADE ME DROP HIM BY CLINGING ON TO MY ARM!!

V: I'LL TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE BUT WHAT DO I GET OUT OF IT?!

Jungkook: IF YOU TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE I'LL STOP ASKING YOU TO GET ME STUFF WHILE BEING A LAZY ASS!

V: HOW ABOUT WE DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF YOU TO STOP TELLING ME TO GET YOU STUFF?!

Jungkook: TAEHYUNG I'M NOT DOING THAT WITH YOU I'M ALREADY SORE ENOUGH WITH HAVING TO HOLD THE KIDS EVERY MINUTE AND HAVING KIDS CLINGING TO ME EVERY MINUTE  SO WE'RE NOT DOING THAT

V: BUT IT WOULD HELP YOU CALM DOWN AND YOU WON'T BE STRESSED IF YOU DO IT

Jungkook: ...FINE I'LL DO IT WITH YOU JUST COME GET THE KIDS AND TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE MY ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED FROM CHAEWON AND GUKTAE HANGING FROM MY ARM WHILE I'M HOLDING HAJOON

V: OKAY I'M COMING JUST WAIT!!

Rapmon: Why taehyung why?

V: I don't know why

Rapmon: ...Of course you don't know why

Jungkook: TAEHYUNG HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE!! HAJOON IS CRYING AND I CAN'T CALM HIM DOWN CAUSE CHAEWON AND GUKTAE ARE NOT LETTING ME MOVE I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ARE ACTING LIKE THIS THEY NEVER BEEN THIS CLINGY TO ME!!

V: My kids are jealous of each other

Rapmon: Well duh they see jungkook taking care of hajoon and watching jungkook hold hajoon and feed him and other stuff so they are going to get jealous cause hajoon is getting all of the attention even though jungkook is giving all of them equal amount of attention

V: Like i said my kids are jealous of each other

Rapmon: I'm guessing you didn't pay attention to what i said

V: Nope i didn't pay attention

Jungkook: KIM CHAEWON AND KIM GUKTAE IF YOU TWO TRY TO FLIP OVER THAT CRIB I WILL GROUND YOU TWO

V: I better leave before jungkook gets even more mad and scare our kids

Rapmon: I'm surprised he hasn't scared them yet

Jin: Go back to sleep namjoon its like 8 in the morning 

Rapmon: I'm also surprised that taehyung didn't even notice that i am naked and you are in my bed 

Jin: Lay back down and go back to sleep or i will tell everyone your secret

The real question is what happened to minjoon?

I just don't ship it anymore-