Jin: I am kim seokjin,I am wordlwide handsome and good at co-
Jungkook: Hey,I'm gay
Young K: Wow jae was right...You guys do have a funny sense of humor-
Jungkook: No seriously i am gay
Young K: Stop joking around
Jungkook: I'm not kidding i am gay
Young K: Then prove it.
Jungkook: I'm right now sitting on taehyung's lap.
Young K: Yeah you are but i still don't believe you
Jungkook: I'm married to taehyung
Young K: Oh i-
Jungkook: IF YOU DARE SAY YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT THEN YOU ARE DUMB CAUSE-
Young K: I was going to say i'm happy for you two
Jungkook: Oh-
Young K: And to get these two children off of me
V: I thought they went with yoongi to the park
Suga: I haven't left yet-
J-Hope: YOONGI WHY DID YOU HAD TO BE SO ROUGH LAST NIGHT
Suga: You said you wanted it rough
J-Hope: But not that kind of rough....Now my ass hurts
Suga: Well don't blame me for going rough you were the one who wanted it like that
J-Hope: OKAY JUST BECAUSE I MOANED HARDER D-
Jungkook: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE AROUND MY CHILDREN
V: They are too young to know
Suga: Okay so its alright if we say cuss words around them but not we're not allowed to talk about sex around them? That's fucked up
Jin: Like hoseok
J-Hope: I know i'm fucked up but you are too
Jin: Bitch i'm single
J-Hope: LIES!
Jin: NO ITS NOT
J-Hope: I'VE HEARD YOU MOAN NAMJOON BEFORE
Jin: THAT WAS ONLY ONCE
Jungkook: OKAY THAT'S IT SOMEONE GET ME A KNIFE I AM STABBING ALL OF YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT SEX AROUND MY CHILDREN I SAID NOT TO TALK ABOUT IT AROUND MY CHILDREN YET YOU STILL FUCKING DO THE NEXT TIME I HEAR SOMETHING RELATED TO SEX COME FROM THEIR MOUTH I WILL STAB YOU
V: Jungkook we had a talk about threatening to stab people so stop saying your going to stab people or i will be forced to punish you
Jungkook: Fine....But don't say that in front of the kids you remember the last time you said that
V: Yeah....They walked in on us cause they thought i was hurting you and i almost got my dick chopped off by my own kids
Jungkook: So don't say that in front of the kids
Chaewon: Appa!
V: Yes chaewon?
Chaewon: Can we keep him?
Young K: Why are do they look so cute yet they are the fucking devil?
Jin: Their jungkook's children.
Suga: Jungkook looks so cute yet he is the fucking devil so of course his kids are going to look so cute yet their the fucking devil too
V: No we can't keep him.
Chaewon: Fuck you
Jungkook: Don't say that to your father..You say that to jimin
Jin: Wait where is hajoon? Don't tell me you already last your baby
Jungkook: He's asleep in his crib for once we can have peace and quiet without him crying
Jin: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOU GET PEACE AND QUIET FOR ONCE FROM HIM?! YOU SHOULD BE SAD THAT YOU HAVE PEACE AND QUIET
Jungkook: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE SAD TO HAVE PEACH AND QUIET?!?! AND YOU DIDN'T STAY UP ALL NIGHT TRYING TO GET HIM TO GO BACK TO SLEEP AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO STOP CRYING LIKE I DID
J-Hope: See jungkook is a great parent
Suga: Are you really sure about that?
V: I helped him get hajoon asleep-
Jin: NO ONE CARES TAEHYUNG!
Jungkook: NO ONE CARES?! BITCH I CARE CAUSE I AM MARRIED TO THAT GUY HE HELPS ME TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS WHEN I CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF THEM WHENEVER I'M BUSY WITH ONE OF THEM HE HELPS TAKE CARE OF THE OTHER TWO UNLIKE YOU WHO JUST SITS THERE WATCHES IT HAPPEN YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD HELP TAKE CARE OF THEM BUT YOU DON'T SO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY THAT NO ONE CARES TO TAEHYUNG CAUSE PEOPLE DO CARE!
Suga: Jin just got his sorry ass roasted
J-Hope: Isn't the first time jungkook roasted him
Jin: ...Wow....I am proud of you
Jungkook: What?
Jin: I said i'm proud of you
V: Okay i'm so fucking confused on what just fucking happened
Suga: Why the fuck are you proud of him? I understand why you would but why?
Jin: Because he stood up for his husband when i said no one cares to taehyung and he takes care of his kids better than most people so that's why i'm proud of him.
Jungkook: I know that i take good care of my kids i treat them how their suppose to be treated not treat them like most people do-
J-Hope: SEE HE IS A GREAT PARENT I TOLD YOU YOONGI HE IS A GREAT PARENT I TOLD YOU NOW GIVE ME MY 20 DOLLARS
Rapmon: What the fuck just happened?
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