Suga: *Plays hello bitches by CL*
Jin: YOONGI YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING THAT CL SONG AGAIN YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE B WORD
Suga: SHUT UP YOU SAID BITCH BEFORE SO DON'T EVEN START
Jungkook: HELLO BITCHES
Jin: JUNGKOOK DON'T SAY THAT WORD
J-Hope: LIGHTS OUT KILLING IT SOME MORE BAD BITCHES GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR
Jin: HOSEOK
Jungkook: YOU DON'T OWN ME ANYMORE
Jin: I DO OWN YOU I CARRIED YOU IN A BABY CARRIER FOR 9 MONTHS
Jungkook: NO YOU DO NOT!! JAEBUM RECENTLY ADOPTED ME
Jin: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME FOR JAEBUM
V: Jungkook i thought i owned you
Jungkook: YOU DO TAE BUT JAEBUM ALSO OWNS ME CAUSE HE'S MY NEW MOTHER
V: BITCH WE'VE BEEN FUCKING MARRIED FOR A YEAR NOW
Jin: WAIT WHAT
Jungkook: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF JIN
V: WE HAVE A FUCKING CHILDREN
Rapmon: Congrats i guess
Jungkook: Thank you namjoon BUT TAEHYUNG NOT IN FRONT OF JIN HE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW
V: HE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT IT SOON
Suga: WHEN DID YOU TWO GET MARRIED AND WHY DO YOU TWO HAVE KIDS?!
Jimin: Wait you didn't know about guktae and chaewon?
Suga: No i knew about them but i never knew that taehyung and jungkook was married
Jin: YOU KEPT MY GRANDCHILD A SECRET FROM ME
Jungkook: Do you not care that me and him are married-
Jin: YOU KEPT MY FUCKING GRANDCHILD A SECRET FROM ME
J-Hope: I JUST LOVE HOW THE CONVERSATION WENT FROM TALKING ABOUT HELLO BITCHES FROM CL TO JUNGKOOK'S AND TAEHYUNG'S CHILD AND MARRIAGE???
Rapmon: Chaewon is the cutest out of your two children
Jimin: No guktae is the cutest
Rapmon: No your the cutest out of them
Jimin: Awe stop it
Rapmon: Like your cute handsome and have a great ass and your good in bed i just-
Jungkook: Stop talking about dirty stuff around my children.
Jin: HOW COULD YOU HIDE THEM FROM ME JUNGKOOK?
Jungkook: BECAUSE THEIR MY CHILDREN I CARRIED THEM IN A BABY CARRIER FOR 9 MONTHS
V: He did he really did i have the photos to prove it
Suga: Wasn't guktae first word fuck you
V: No that was chaewon's first word
Suga: Oh yeah
V: And you were the one who taught her that
Suga: She needed to learn it sometime
V: Yeah not at the age of 1
Jin: BUT JUNGKOOK YOU COULD'VE THE EOMMA SQUAD WITH ME AND THE OTHERS
Jungkook: No please no i rather die then be in the eomma squad
J-Hope: CAN I DRESS THEM UP IN FLOWER COSTUMES
Suga: Wait what was guktae's first word
V: He hasn't said his first word yet
Suga: Great leaves me time to make his first word be fuck you jin instead of it being just fuck you
V: Jungkook get the kids out of here before guktae's first is fuck you jin-
Rapmon: So what's a problem with that
Suga: I want my kid first word to be jimin is a whiny bitch
Jimin: I AM NOT A WHINY BITCH
Jungkook: Chaewon first word was fuck you so i'm not surprised if guktae's first is going to be fuck you jin cause we all say that behind jin's back
Everyone except for jin nods:
Jin: How rude!
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