Voltron oneshots

Keith

Monopoly. (And yes I know this isn't how you really play the game but just pretend it is)

'I WILL PHYSICALLY CUT YOUR BALLS OFF YOU SON OF A BITCH!' You yelled at Lance.
'OH YEAH TRY ME BITCH!' He shouted back. Keith tried holding you back from lunging on Lance, while Shiro did the same to Lance.
'Y/N babe calm down.' Keith whispered in your ear, rubbing your head as if you were cat. 'FIGHT ME QUEEF HE TOOK OUR FREAKING PLACE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!'
Okay so to break it all down for you all, you and the guys were all playing monopoly. Oh what a way to end all types of ships. You've been at this game for a few hours now, nearly 1:00 am in fact. There were four teams; You and Keith, Lance and Pidge, Hunk and Coran and finally Shiro and Allura. Everyone was going down. You and Keith were always the winners well that's you thought. Now back to the game!

'We will take your chocolate lane for £100.' Keith said handing Lance and Pidge the fake money. Lance was stunned and Pidge looked like they were going to murder someone. 'Oh you mother fu-' Pidge was cut off by Shiro. 'Pidge just hand them the card for quiznak's sake.' He yawned. You have Pidge that 'Suck it I'm a winner' smirk whilst they glared at you. It was going pretty tame until Lance got you back big time. Halfway through the game no less. 'We take all the money from the team of our choice.' Lance whooped after picking the 'Surprise card'. You and Keith subtly had wide eyes. 'Oh shit.' You both whispered. Pidge shot up from the floor and shouted, 'WE DECLARE Y/N AND KEITH'S MONEY TO BE OURS MUHUAHUAH!' And so this went on for a few more hours.
(It's 1:22 am so I'm sorry if half of this makes sense, I'll Update when I'm rested)
And now this is where you flip your shit.
'I WILL PHYSICALLY CUT YOUR BALLS OFF YOU SON OF A BITCH!' You shouted at Lance.
'OH YEAH TRY ME BITCH!' Lance yelled back. Keith tried holding you back from lunging on Lance, while Shiro did the same to Lance.
'Y/N babe calm down.' Keith whispered in your ear, rubbing your head as if you were cat. 'FIGHT ME QUEEF HE TOOK OUR FREAKING PLACE I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!' Everyone looked at you and Lance as if you were both insane. 'Alright,' Shiro said clasping his hands together, 'I think we should all go to bed now seeing as it's now what, 2 am.' Every paladin agreed except for you. You weren't tired, you just find it hard to sleep plus this game did make you far more energetic. After coming out of your 'daydream', it was only you and Keith in the room. 'Come on we should get to bed.' He yawned. His tender hand reached for yours to hoist you up. 'Mind if I sleep with you?' You asked quietly. Everyone thought you two were just best friends, you always called each other babe or had petty fights. You wouldn't tell the other paladins about you and Keith, at least not for a while. 'Come on then, lets go.' Keith yawned again causing you to yawn. 'Mind if I borrow a shirt?' You whispered in the quiet halls. 'I mean you always do so there's no need to ask.' Keith chuckled.

*le time skip*

'And now we sleep.' You muttered as You collapsed on Keith's bed. You were in his tshirt (barely covering your thighs but you didn't care) and Keith in just some shorts. Climbing under the covers, Keith intertwined his fingers with yours, being the big spoon. That's how you liked it. 'You getting all fired up was hot.' He whispered half asleep. You grinned tiredly. 'Maybe tomorrow, I'll show you how feisty I can really get during training.' Keith nodded his head in approval, his hair tickling your neck. 'Goodnight love.'
'Goodnight babe.' And with that you both fell asleep, both the game and your competitors taking full responsibility.