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Aunt pidge

Aunt pidge
Y'all can't tell me that pidge is the perfect aunt, bitch I don't care what ship, let me just put pidge as the fucking aunt who would team up with you to prank the parent.
* The fucking aunt who they would call if they can't finish their paper that's due the next day and help them with it because she's a fuckin genius .
*Imagine that the parents were going out and pidge was the babysitter,
* You know she'd let that child do anything,
Scary movies (check)
*What is a bedtime? Pidge has no clue, she lives off dark roast coffee
*the little galra baby that has a bedtime of 8,( because you think shiro can't handle being the black palidin? Hi welcome to being a father ! No sleep and stress are part of the job description) is up at 2am with pidge playing Mario kart battles that end in legit calls to the parent saying " so I know you just finished dinner but how much was you tv?"
* "Pidge why is Rey covered in flour?"umm ya see hunk said he liked peanut butter cookies.. so do I.. so we tried to make them for science. Key word tried."
*So if pidge is a scientist at some place like NASA she won't have that much time , so let's say she's on holiday and visits, before the door opens fuckin a little seven year old just screams "DAD AUNTIE PIDGE IS HERE" "oh great the gemlins back.."
*Before she can open the door she's fucking attacked at the ankles "AUNT PIDGE LOOK AT THIS ROCKET PAPA GOT ME! ITS LIKE THE ONES YOU HAVE!"
*Two words :glowing stars
* Like the ones on the ceiling! But like everywhere
*KATIE HOLT I SWEAR TO OPRAH IF YOU DROP MY KID OFF THE BELCONY TO SEE IF HE FLYS I WILL END YOU
*Pidge.. do you have any idea why Mathew is calling me hunkules
*"Look in the mirror hunk"
*Hey Pidgeotto​ why is the kids book's on the inside have a taped in picture of dat boi
"oh shit waddup "
*"So.. what's new Rey?"
"This is Rover number 403 see! Its a robot!
"get you kid to change the things name or you can count on me to explode it out of sadness"
*"Now kiddo, what do you say to the kids on the playground when you get to school? "
*"When do you think time will stop?"
Well close enough
*"You know, you look nothing like your dad,.... Hey munchkin where's you dad's stash of eyeliner? *"PIDGE I SWEAR TO GOD IF I JUST SAW ON YOUR STORY THAT YOU PUT WINGS ON MY BABY I WILL BAN YOU FROM MY HOME *"Hey Lance ,why does Rey look pissed 24/7 ?" "Ask Keith I don't know" "kEITH I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TURNED MY NEFEW EMO AT AGE 3 ILL CUT OFF YOUR MULLET BE FOR LANCE CAN