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Italian pidge

Italian Pidge Headcanons from your favorite™ and I'm projecting

• Her first piece of solid food was bread
• She isn't fluent in Italian but she did teach the rest of her Italian class how to curse ("and that's how you say "fuck your mother is a whore"")
•Can recite the our father even though she isn't religious (it scares her a little how she still knows it)
•Family friend? Aunt/Uncle. Family that isn't her aunt or uncle, such as an older cousin? Aunt/Uncle
•She is debating giving Hunk a copy of her family's sauce recipe (she misses it because the only family member that could make it perfect died)
•She curses in Yiddish a lot for someone that isn't Jewish
•Once watched in amusement and pain while Shiro, Lance, Keith, and Coran tried to pronounce "prosciutto", this lasted four hours until Hunk came and told them he made it for dinner. This was quickly followed by Lance yelling "THAT ISNT HOW ITS SPELLED AT ALL"
•When her family goes out to eat they spend most of the time listening to other conversations so they can gossip in the car.
•Has gagged at non New York pizza
•Family fights over who makes the best meatballs (Matt says it's grandma on mothers side, Sam says it's his sister, Pidge really wants to yell that Hunk makes them the best but doesn't know if that recipe was supposed to be a family secret)
•"Pidge how did you follow 5 different conversations at once" "you should see my family on Christmas, you would need 5 of Keith's conspiracy boards to follow them"