Lance: what do u call a hippo in a phone booth?
Keith: what?
Lance: stuck!
Keith, horrified: we gotta help him
Y/N: i miss earth games
keith: yea me too
Y/N: like monopoly, game of life, clue, jenga-
keith: hungry hungry hippos
Y/N: *driving home* did you have a good time?
Keith: mhm..
Y/N: Are you happy?
Keith: mhm..
Y/N: was it the best date ever?
Keith: mhm..
Y/N: are you ever gonna let go of that damn hippo?
Keith: *holds the giant ass hippo plushie closer* mm-mm..
keith: wow, the stars are beautiful tonight
Pidge: yeah they are
keith: you know what else is beautiful?
Pidge: *smirks* what?
keith: hippos
Pidge: oh
concept: lance wins keith a hippo stuffed animal at a carnival and he's fucking ecstatic, keith's got it snuggled in his arms for the rest of the day and always hugs it at night when he's sleepin and even will hold it in his lap while chillin
Keef just wants to be a Hippo
5 yr old Keith: When I grow up, I wanna be a hippo!
Shiro: That's nice Keith
11 yr old Keith: When I grow up, I wanna be a hippo!
Shiro: Heh.. That's funny..
17 yr old Keith: When I grow up, I wanna be a hippo!
Shiro: Keith omg you have to sTOP DOING THIS
27 yr old Keith: When I grow up, I wanna-
Shiro: kEITH YOU ARE TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD OH MY GOD SHUT UP
Imagine Keith and Hunk going to a fair and there's a really big hippo plush at one of the games and Keith just looks at it so longingly Hunk rolls up his sleeves and slams down a five at the table. The hippo is the biggest prize you can get and the carny is about to laugh at them because no one has ever won anything more than a plastic ring.
But it is a shooting game, and Hunk has perfect aim (Lance being first) Keith walks away with that hippo.
*keith, curled up on the floor crying*
Allura: are you okay? what's wrong!?!?
*keith, sniffling*: there's no hippo emoji :(((((
actual season 2 deleted scene
lance: me and hunk saved a water planet!!!! we met a bunch of mermaids and w
keith: were there any fucking hippos
KEITH SHOUTING BOOM HOWDY WHEN HE WINS LANCE A LITTLE SHARK PLUSHIE
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Voltron oneshots
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