Voltron oneshots

Prompt maybe?

Blue does crazy stunts on autopilot sometimes just for the shits and giggles, scaring the living crap out of Lance making him think there's some malfunction
One day they heard some explosions in the Castle and they came from Blue's hangar. When Allura and the others went to check, there were stains of laser beams on the floor and walls and Blue was turned to a corner seeming extremely confused, lifting her front paws as if looking for something
Turns out it was just that Lance got a laser tag somewhere and was hidden on a higher level pranking Blue who had even shot her laser beams at the red spot of light trying to catch it
Red makes fun of Blue for being fooled so easily - turns out to be the next victim when Lance records a ticker and leaves it playing stuck behind Red's ear while the Lion was in sleep mode and almost falls out of his hiding place trying to hold back the laughter as he watches Keith enter the hangar running and yelling at Red who's a nervous wreck "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY MIND TO GET EVERYONE OUT OF THE CASTLE, WE RAN A SCAN AND THERE'S NO BOMB IN HERE, RED, WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOUR HEARING SYSTEMS DAMAGED OR WHAT"
Blue sleepwalks
Seriously, Shiro once went to check on Black and almost had a heart attack when Blue stepped out of her hangar, stared at him for like 10 seconds with her eye lights very low, then stepped back and hit her head against the wall twice before just lying down and shutting off again
#Lance'sBFF
"I love my human boy so much, don't you dare talking bad of him or you'll be singing 'Let It Go' so frozen you'll be after I blast you to outer space with my Ice Ice Baby"
Blue managed to actually talk to Lance in his mind instead of just sending him ideas way before everyone else
He almost shit his pants that day because he thought he was losing his mind or someone was brainwashing him
Turns out Blue thought it was a good idea to have a prank be their first talk ever. Because bonding. She chose a random female voice she picked up from his memories through their connection as Lion and Paladin and it was actually his mother's voice, cue his panic when he heard it
Lance fell asleep in Blue's cockpit once so she just lifted her barrier and called it a day
He almost panicked later when Blue was so deep in sleep mode she just wouldn't wake up as he tried everything insisting he 'needed to go'
Blue gets distracted way too easily whenever Lance's piloting her. If he's not paying attention either, they'll just collide against stuff on their way because BLUE WON'T REALLY PAY ATTENTION unless if Lance focuses enough to make her focus too
The day Blue showed Lance where her aux cord was located was the day when Voltron's Transformation Sequence changed forever
Shiro: FORM VOLTRON!
Lance: YES I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS *Plays the Power Rangers Theme during the entire sequence*
Keith: Lance what the fuck
Lance: Blue thinks the song is catchy btw
The other time he played the Attack On Titan theme and Pidge couldn't stop laughing for some reason.
Now whenever they're forming voltron, they have to sing "SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGAR!"