Voltron oneshots

Just some things

pidge: *goes on a whole rant about science-y stuff*
lance: sorry, i don't speak italian

Keith: *reading a note left in his locker at the garrison*
Note: -signed by your secret admirer.. LM
Keith: LM... *gasps*
Keith: Lightning McQueen

listen y'all can make as many voltron shitposts as you want but nothing, nothing will ever top voltron character tag posts like i'll see a random post on my dash about news article of an angry texan man who broke into a house with his 12 cats or something and i see it tagged as "keith" and i just fucking lose it

Me: NO LANCE MY BABY YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS
Also Me: I hope he has a mental breakdown in front of Keith in season four

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: blaytz, the original blue paladin, canonically hit on a male galra servant on screen. the writers didn't need to include that scene, in fact they could have even made the servant a female for connecting the similarities between blaytz and lance, but no. blaytz was FLIRTING with a DUDE and that dude BLUSHED. we've already received a lot of possible hints pointing towards Lance being bisexual, what with him repeatedly being animated in scenery with bisexual flag colors, the writers saying things like "he flirts with anything on two legs", jeremy shada never specifying if lance's future love interest will be female or not, the whole lance holding the lgbt sign with shiro, but you could easily brush off all those as fans reaching. but now that we've seen the previous blue paladin flirting with someone of the same gender, there is no denying it now. there is a Real Chance that Lance may get a bisexuality arc in the future seasons. pidge had an arc about gender identity, keith had an arc about race, and now lance may have an arc about sexuality. he IS the most flirty paladin after all, it only makes sense that Lance would be the one to get a character arc on sexuality.the writers have even said that they can explore sexuality on the show. blaytz hitting on a dude could Very Well be real forshadowing. this isn't even a reach anymore. nOT ONLY THAT, BUT THE BLUE LION HAS BEEN REFERRED TO WITH FEMALE PRONOUNS IN THE PAST, AND ALLURA HIT ON HER (EVEN IF IT WAS JUST AN ATTEMPT AT GETTING BLUE TO COOPERATE) BUT LOOK IF ALLURA, CURRENT PILOT OF THE BLUE LION CAN HIT ON AN APPARENTLY FEMALE GIANT SPACE ROBOT CAT, AND IF BLAYTZ, ORIGINAL PILOT OF THE BLUE LION CAN HIT ON A DUDE, THEN LANCE CAN HIT ON A DUDE TOO OKAY LOOK LANCE IS FUCKING BISEXUAL IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, HE MAY SAY HE'S ALL ABOUT THE LADIES BUT HE OVER COMPENSATES LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS "MACHO COOL DUDE LADIES MAN" FACADE BECAUSE HE'S REALLY INSECURE AND THATS WHO HE WANTS TO BE BUT IN REALITY HE ISN'T REALLY THAT JUST LET MY SON HAVE HIS BISEXUALITY ARC OKAY LANCE OWNING WHO YOU ARE WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PALA DI N

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: blaytz, the original blue paladin, canonically hit on a male galra servant on screen. the writers didn't need to include that scene, in fact they could have even made the servant a female for connecting the similarities between blaytz and lance, but no. blaytz was FLIRTING with a DUDE and that dude BLUSHED. we've already received a lot of possible hints pointing towards Lance being bisexual, what with him repeatedly being animated in scenery with bisexual flag colors, the writers saying things like "he flirts with anything on two legs", jeremy shada never specifying if lance's future love interest will be female or not, the whole lance holding the lgbt sign with shiro, but you could easily brush off all those as fans reaching. but now that we've seen the previous blue paladin flirting with someone of the same gender, there is no denying it now. there is a Real Chance that Lance may get a bisexuality arc in the future seasons. pidge had an arc about gender identity, keith had an arc about race, and now lance may have an arc about sexuality. he IS the most flirty paladin after all, it only makes sense that Lance would be the one to get a character arc on sexuality.the writers have even said that they can explore sexuality on the show. blaytz hitting on a dude could Very Well be real forshadowing. this isn't even a reach anymore. nOT ONLY THAT, BUT THE BLUE LION HAS BEEN REFERRED TO WITH FEMALE PRONOUNS IN THE PAST, AND ALLURA HIT ON HER (EVEN IF IT WAS JUST AN ATTEMPT AT GETTING BLUE TO COOPERATE) BUT LOOK IF ALLURA, CURRENT PILOT OF THE BLUE LION CAN HIT ON AN APPARENTLY FEMALE GIANT SPACE ROBOT CAT, AND IF BLAYTZ, ORIGINAL PILOT OF THE BLUE LION CAN HIT ON A DUDE, THEN LANCE CAN HIT ON A DUDE TOO OKAY LOOK LANCE IS FUCKING BISEXUAL IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, HE MAY SAY HE'S ALL ABOUT THE LADIES BUT HE OVER COMPENSATES LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS "MACHO COOL DUDE LADIES MAN" FACADE BECAUSE HE'S REALLY INSECURE AND THATS WHO HE WANTS TO BE BUT IN REALITY HE ISN'T REALLY THAT JUST LET MY SON HAVE HIS BISEXUALITY ARC OKAY LANCE OWNING WHOYOU ARE WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PALA DI N

lance: oh shit
shiro: don't swear around pidge
lance: mamma mia that's a spicy meatball
shiro: you know what just say fuck