paladins and memes?
lance has every "[verb] in spanish" photo saved to his phone
pidge has every kermit photo saved to hers
"if i don't make it out of here i want you to lead voltron"
shiro: "lance won't come out of his room" pidge:"i got this" [deep breath] "WHAT TEAM" lance: [sprinting from his room] "WILDCATS"
lance added a shortcut to pidge's phone so that it autocorrects "fuck u" to "(ง •̀_•́)ง"
lance rickrolls people at every opportunity
coran actually seems to like the song
lance: "can i borrow your laptop" pidge: [clearly typing] "i don't have a computer"
hunk is moon moon
shiro: [shows up 10 minutes late with the space equivalent of starbucks] "what'd i miss"
coran: [softly, but with a lot of feeling] "what the quiznak"
You would be the "Sirius and Remus aren't dead if you don't read their death pages." Meme
You'd also be the pronouncing things incorrectly
"SHAYRO!"
"Keithuhhhh."
"Lankay"
"Pid guh."
"HNNNNG."
"Allurayyyyy!"
"Cornflakes."
shiro's eyeliner is a meme
keith: "when people get too chummy with me i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them" pidge: "that's a genius move" keith: "thank you" pidge: "you're welcome... lester" keith: [silent pride]
keith likes coconut water
lance is appalled, hunk is amused
allura's proposed solution to everything is "take a nap"
a 10,000 year long nap
shiro: "i could sure use a hot steamy cup of mental stability"
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Voltron oneshots
FanfictionHi! I've decided to write some voltron oneshots as why not aha. Enjoy these little stories and don't forget to vote and comment as they're deeply appreciated. :) I do take requests, just inbox me All side information is inside Brøøklyn Started- 2...
