Voltron oneshots

Ft Allura and coran

Allura doesn't understand finger guns so whenever she makes a pun she whips out a bayard and shoots to the sky
Coran sometimes steals Allura's fingernail trimmers so he can trim his luxurious mustache
Hunk has stretch marks that look like killer tiger stripes Lance and Shiro are too embarrassed to tell Coran why it's "organism" not "orgasm"
They end up Having to get Y/N in which makes it 10X more awkward
Pidge invented a pair of rocket boots
they broke their leg before they even put them on
Keith tried making his own pair of heels so he could be the same height as Shiro. He wanted them to be cool but instead they looked like the boots on the playbill of "Kinky Boots"
Y/N insists on teaching him the Kinky Boots dance
He accepts with caution
he still wears them when everyone's asleep
Pidge has a polaroid camera
A E S T H E T I C
Shiro loves wearing crop tops because it means everyone has to look at his abs
The curve of Lance's ass is: y= -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
Hunk is allergic to Keith's lame comebacks
Shiro's text alert is the Full House theme
He asks everyone to call him just so he can grin like the 6 year old he is
Keith and Lance sometimes slide down the hallway in their socks to "Old Time Rock and Roll"
Y/N joins them like Tom Cruise Top, underwear and socks
Allura learned Chinese in a week because it was so similar to Altean
Keith and Shiro think it's hilarious because Keith is Korean and Shiro is Japanese so they don't understand her at all
Pidge is too short for Hunk to give them a piggy back ride
Sometimes Shiro just slips Dirty Japanese phrases and Y/N just dies and Keith just joins Y/N
Hunk, like Andy Dwyer, can and will give anyone a piggy back ride any time of day no matter what
Shiro and Keith use NERF guns for training exercises
Pidge and Lance stole one of Keith's Super Soakers so they could trick Coran into thinking he had the slipperies again
Allura's hair changes color depending on how pissed off she is (HC from Tumblr)
Keith thinks skinny jeans are the only acceptable form of pants
Lance can do a perfect singing impression of Shakira
prefers not to
does it only to make Keith feel better
Coran can smell how gay everyone is
seriously goddamn
He once shouted "MY GADAR IS GLING THROUGH THE ROOF!" Whenever Lance and Keith are together
Keith and Pidge follow Bill Nye on Instagram
Keith chopped off his mullet so he could have a sweet undercut and Lance didn't talk to him for a month
Pidge, Shiro and Hunk watch Disney movies whenever Keith and Lance fight for more than an hour
All of them love Big Hero 6, but for different reasons
Shiro's voice cracked super bad while they were on a mission and Lance wouldn't stop laughing for three days
Coran once asked Pidge what the function of a rubber duck was
Y/N screamed