Voltron oneshots

Curse words

You, Pidge and Keith probably have the biggest potty mouths
Like Pidge has very colourful language, and uses a variety of curses at random
It freaks out the rest of the team because she's so small, and the language she uses can be so vulgare at times
Lance and Hunk laugh whenever she swears around the team; Shiro is appalled.
Like how could one so smol and innocent be able to curse like a sailor!
You swear so much that they had to create a swear jar
You fucking swore like a sailor when you found out
$2 in the jar
You ended up swearing like hell into you pillow
Shiro would come in on the middle of your session
"That's five bucks in the swear jar Y/N"
You ended up googling phrases in different languages
Once you stubbed your toe hella hard and just screamed
"Andate a la mierda!"
Lance shit himself
You gave him $5 just for him to keep his mouth shut
He didn't
· Keith doesn't really care either way His own foul language is mostly composed of the word 'fuck', which he uses frequently in different tones depending on the situation
Like when his lion gets hit, or he loses a round in training, it's a short and angry 'Fuck'
When he's pissed off at someone it's a loud burst 'FUCK off!' or 'Fuck you!' that makes the rest team jump in alarm
When he's annoyed it's a drawn out 'fuuuckk'
And when it's Lance nuzzling at his neck it's a soft, mumbled 'fuck'
He also flips people/aliens off a lot, and will often end a conversation by holding up two middle fingers and walking backwards out of a room
· Shiro doesn't really swear, out loud anyways.
He curses a lot in his head though, but has a really good poker face, so no one ever knows what he's thinking
Besides "patience yields focus"
He almost lost it a few times with Slav though
· Hunk tends to swear only when he's in really stressful situations, but they aren't actual swears
They're more like utterances of 'darn' and 'crap'
It's hilarious and Lance will nearly piss himself laughing whenever he "curses"
Hunk once dropped a plate of space goo and muttered 'oh for craps sake' and Shiro, absolutely straight faced, said "Language Hunk."
Everyone went silent, and Hunk looked ready to die of embarrassment not knowing if Shiro was being serious or not
But then Keith, of all people, began to chuckle, and the gig was up
Now whenever Hunk curses they all go "Language Hunk," and Shiro mumbles something about a 'swear jar'
· Lance also tends not to swear, seeing as he came from a large family with smaller children
He tends to use playful expressions like 'what the cheese' and things like that
There are times, however, when he'll switch to Spanish, which is like, level two anger for Lance
He can string long Spanish curses together and go on a rant whenever he feels the need, and it's entertaining to watch, seeing as he's very expressive with his hands, but also a bit intimidating, since none of them know what he's saying
Sometimes he'll just spout a bunch of random words to make his rant a little more impressive
He'll also murmur Spanish curses whenever he and Keith go at it, which Keith loves, since it means Lance is in an entirely different world of pleasure
Level three swears for Lance are scary.
Like, he is pissed off.
When Lance uses actual swear words you know you done fucked up
· Allura and Coran swear as well, but in Altean, so the others don't really know what they're saying (like with Lance)
Coran uses his curses efficiently, sticking them into conversation wherever he feels they're needed
Allura, on the other hand, is much like Pidge, and has an impressive vocabulary when it comes to curse words
Coran is used to it for the most part, but there are times when she gets really mad and he has to remind himself that, yes, she is a princess, and not some ruffian raised in a bar
The others pick up certain words as well, and use them randomly, which is all very comical, until Lance accidently called an important diplomat a word he heard Allura use once, and said diplomat happened to know the Altean language.
Needless to say Allura had to do some extensive ass-kissing to make up for that one
Coran decided to teach tell them what the words meant after that, and the team had never seen Lance go so red
Keith still makes fun of him for it