Voltron oneshots

Spanish Lance X German Reader

Requested by my internet friend Ali who is german and has an obsession with lance (translations will be at the bottom
Also a small surprise for over 8k (^_^*)
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"Heilige Scheißbälle!" You shouted as you stubbed your toe on the table. "Hat sich das Ding bewegt?" You asked yourself. "What in living hell are you saying Y/N?" Lance asked. You were now jumping around and holding your foot at this point. "Did the table move a few inches to the right?" You asked him. He nodded. "Blame Hunk, he thought it would look better." You gave a small laugh. "It's okay just hurt like a Hündin." He gave you a puzzled look. "Bitch." You said. He made a small 'o' shape on his mouth.
"What language is that?" Lance asked you. "German. My mama is german my papa is english." You replied. You had told lance what it was like in Germany until you moved at 15. "I think it was a good idea to move, because one, I would've never met all you guys and two, it's much better where we are now."
You smiled.
"My family and I moved down from Cuba so I could go to the garrison. Also crime was quite high." You and Lance talked about your home countries until you both felt tired. "Gute Nacht Lanze." You yawned.
"Buenos Noches Y/N." he replied.
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"Hijo de puta!" You heard Lance scream. You tiredly walked to where the angry teen was. "In what universe do you think you're doing?" You asked, voice slightly raspy after your awakening. "Sorry Y/N, just watching a Soap." He sheepishly smiled. You decided to join him.
"Es ist eine gute Sache, die ich dich liebe oder sonst hätte ich Meerbarsch, um dich zu schneiden." You mumbled, laying on his shoulder. "This might sound weird but i think we should do this in front of the others." He said not taking his eyes from the screen. "What like us speaking Spanish and German or me lying on you all the time?" You asked.
"Both. But more couplely things you know."
This time it was you who blushed, you had fallen head over heels with the Latino when you both met at the Galaxy Garrison. Now to do this with him set your heart on fire. "I accept this request Lancey Lance." He cringed at the nickname. "We start when the others wake up, yeah?" He asked. You nodded.

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"Hey Lanze, wo ist mein Lieblingshemd?" You asked. Every Paladin looked at you like you were crazy. "In my room where you left it." He replied, continuing eating the goo. "Thank you." You replied. Everyone took no notice except for Allura and Coran. "What did Y/N say?" Allura asked, confusion laced in her voice.
"Just asked where something was." Lance told her, placing the dish in the sink. "And why was it in there?" Pidge asked, raising an eyebrow. "Because it is."
You finally came back into the kitchen where everyone was. "Sup?" You asked. You went over to Lance and pecked his cheek before getting some food. "Hey cariño, ¿estás bien?" He asked. You finished your mouthful before answering. "Yeah, you."
"Yeah."
Everyone was looking out you two with a confused look. You rested your head on his shoulder.

*Le time skip*

"I'm so confused, why is Y/N and Lance acting so fluffy?" Pidge asked.
"Me too. Also I've never heard her talk like that." Keith added. Everyone agreed. "Lance, yeah I can imagine but Y/N? Who knew." Hunk mentioned.

"Wonder how long we can keep this up?" You asked Lance, your voice quiet. "I don't know, I mean I really enjoy this." He whispered back. A blush crept on his cheeks. "I enjoy it to." You murmured, your cheeks glowed a shade of red.
"Te amo Y/N."
"Ich liebe dich Lanze."

Both of you walked in the living room where everyone was. Your fingers were intertwined with Lance's.
"Please tell us what's going on." Shiro asked.
"Yeah, everyone's really confused." Hunk joined in.
"Yeah." Keith and Pidge.
Both you and Lance erupted in laughter. "Oh dear!" You laughed. "We decided to play a little prank on you all, which was fun to say the least." You added. Lance nodded. "But the 'prank' got me this one." Lance gestured to you and you laughed.
"It was obvious but what language was that?" Pidge asked again.
"It was German and Spanish Pidgeon." You replied.
"Bilingual perks." Lance added.

After everyone had left to go to their bedrooms, Lance softly kissed your lips, quietly muttering a small "I love you." You returned that kiss but this time saying "Ich liebe Dich." Slightly louder.

I guess you could say that day was very eventful.
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HOOOOOOLY SHIT that was so bad and cringey. Also sorry for no updates for a few weeks, I've had no inspiration and I've been sick as hell. If anyone has any requests or headcanons they'd like to see, please message me.

Also here are the translations I promised

Heiliege Scheibballes - holy shitballs
Hat sich das Ding bewegt? - Has this thing moved
Hündin- Bitch
Gute Nacht Lanze - Good night Lance
Buenos noches- Good night
Hijo de puta - Motherfucker/ son of a bitch
Es ist eine gute Sache, die ich dich liebe oder sonst hätte ich Meerbarsch, um dich zu schneiden- Its a good thing I love you or else I would have got mullet to cut you.
Hey Lanze, wo ist mein Lieblingshemd- Hey Lance, where is my favourite shirt
Hey cariño, ¿estás bien? - Hey honey, are you okay?
Te amo- I love you
Ich liebe dich- I love you