Lance/ Keith/ Pidge are really popular my children

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[*you became friends with lance!] [*lance will now die for you]

Y/N: "we're not rivals" also Y/N: "he triple dog dared me shiro i gotta-"
Y/N: "this is Lance, I hate him but I love him."
Y/N: He hid my favourite plushie and I wanna rip his hair out
Lots of play fights
May or may not turn into actual fights
Also you shoving Klance into a closet
fun fact: alteans can't roll their r's
the first time lance does it there's some confusion
coran: "did you just... growl at me??"
part of the reason lance looks up to shiro so much is because he reminds him of an action movie hero
lance, dropping his weight on pidge: "oh no gravity is increasing on me!" pidge: "lance get your bony butt off of me right now before i kick it"
>:o his butt isn't bony you take that back!!!!
lance and coran are morning people. everyone else is... not
lance: "god i hate him" hunk: "me too"
lance: "you have no idea who i'm talking about??" hunk: "solidarity, bro"
he really loves his weird friends
"lance can you please stop introducing us to people as your 'weird frien-'"
"Shh dear Y/N, I must."
"We are the mighty morphing Power rangers of Voltron!"
Everyone now calls the paladins the MMPR
allura: "alright, lance, shake it" [lance shimmies] "...the container lance"

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