Voltron oneshots

LANCE

PSA- play the video once you see the star this is an idea I've had for weeks

You were walking along the corridors, ready to go to the training deck, you heard a two voices. "What's going on in there?" You thought aloud. You walked over to Lance's room (this where the sound was coming from),you saw him dancing with a hairbrush as a mic. His hair wrapped in a towel while in a bathrobe. You got you phone out (Thank to Pidge for getting amazing wifi signals in space), you pressed record. "OOH BISH THIS MAH JAM!" Lance laughed. The music had started. *You saw Lance put on an act mouthing the beginning.
"fi fi fy fy fo fo fum,
shrek ain't no average ogre son," He then proceeded to act out the video action for action word for word.
"I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in the swamp,
if you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stomp,
say, shrek shrek oh how'd you get so green?
shrek shrek yo! What's your favorite cuisine?
I eat frogs and bugs and dung beetle pie,
sometimes I eat my snot and I don't know why,
give me mud, be my bud, don't be no dud,
I be rocking this vest 'cause i'm original stud." He tried to break dance but miserably failed. "This is going to the groupchat." You whispered, the video still recording.
"fi fi fy fy fo fo fum,
shrek ain't no average ogre son,
three pigs here's what I build a house of pain,
and then I put humpty back together again,
pinnochio's nose it keeps on getting longer,
but me and my donkey we be gettin' stronger,
tell snow white and red riding hood,
shrek's in town yo he's knows what's good,
if you're looking for rhymes,
throw away that map,
nothings better than shrek,
cause this ogre...
ｃａｎ ｒａｐ" He finished with his arms tucked together. His chest going up and dance as he breathed in deeply. "Now that was legen wait for it dary!" You laughed. He whipped round, a loud shriek escaped his lips. "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE Y/N!" He shouted. You tried to form a sentence in between your laughter. "L- Long enu- enough!" Lance had seen the phone in between your hand. His eyes had that playful look in them. "Send that and you're dead." You gave a smirk. DING! "Whoops!" You laughed. You saw Lance come after you an Le you bolted down the corridors. Screams of laughter and fear rung through the air. "Y/N!" Pidge yelled. "Sorry Pidge can't talk! Angry Lance!" You yelled back to her not taking the risk of stopping. No one was prepared for the a blur of F/C and Blue whizz past them.
Spunk of Hunk: "Lovely singing Lance shame it's ogre now." Hunk sent to the group chat.
Pigeon: "Y/N is getting chase by lover boy so we may not get a response from them for a while."
Knife boy: "They were a good soldier 😂."
N/N: "I lived!"

You had found a hiding spot Lance didn't know of. For now you where safe. You had felt two arms wrap around your neck loosely. "Perhaps you'll get a private gig tonight." A voice whispered in your ear. Your heart stopped. "Very good acting sir." You giggled. "The groupchat loves it."
Lance's arm left your body, making you whine. "The groupchat!" He laughed. You joined him.
"You're a natural!" You kissed his cheek.
"Wanna go, it's dinner."
You left your space entering the kitchen.
"I ain't your average ogre son." Pidge whispered.
"I'd be rocking this vest, cause I'm an original stud." Shiro joined in.
"Shrek ain't your average ogre!" Keith shouted.
"Fi fi fy fy fo fo fum!" You and Hunk cried.
"That's it! I'm done!" Lance laughed leaving the room, his arms in the air.
"Guess he got out of our swamp." Pidge said trying to hold a straight face, everyone bursted into laughter (Lance included after joking them all again.)

A/N
SORRY THERE HAS BEEN WAY TO MANY AUTHORS NOTES BUT IM JUST GONNA SAY
This is so shite cause it's 4:30 am sorry if it's not good

ANOTHER A/N
GUESS WHO FORGOT TO FREAKING PUBLISH THIS ONE
THIS ONE
YUP
ARGH SORRY