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Broganes

-Shiro and Keith used to get into fights a lot that would often end with Keith getting pushed down the stairs and their mom telling Shiro "Takeshi you have to be gentle with him he's 7" while Keith stuck his tongue out at Shiro over mom's shoulder
Additionally: "Keith stop crying, here you can hit me back"
-Once they stopped fighting all the time, they became a meme team
"Hi my name is Shiro, I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read"
-Once when Keith was 10, Shiro forgot he had to babysit Keith so he had to bring him along on a date with Shiro's crush
Keith told every single embarrassing story about Shiro, in great detail, to the girl in chronological order
Shiro refused to drive him places for almost a year because of it.
-Keith once broke a 300 day streak on snapchat with Shiro and he stopped talking to Keith for 3 days
-Keith once stuck a post it note with "pinch me" on Shiro's back at a family event, it took Shiro 3 hours to realize it
Speaking of family theirs is huge, as in see 175 family members on a regular basis kinda huge
-Their mom has a metric fuckton of pictures of them in their happi coats when they were little, she showed them to everyone who came over to their house and keeping people from seeing them was one of the few things the boys would work together on.
-"Shiro I know that advice you gave Lance was a line from Naruto we watched that episode together"
-Shiro was a Pokémon kid, Keith was a Digimon kid
-Keith always forgot to take off his shoes when he came into the house, or he couldn't find his slippers afterwards. Shiro stole them
-Shiro used to make sukiyaki for their mom because Keith hated it and would get scolded for not eating his brothers cooking
-When Keith first got mobile, he used to crawl over to Shiro, give him a hug, then bite his shoulder hard enough to break skin. Shiro later would accuse Keith of attempting cannibalism at the fresh age of 9 months.
-Their mom bought a yoga ball so Shiro shoved it under his shirt and him and Keith ran at each other and body slammed one another. Keith went flying and got a concussion from hitting the wall so hard.
Shiro: *drops his phone from the top of the Empire State Building* not a scratch
Keith: *drops his phone from one foot up onto carpet* screen shattered
Keith: what the fuck