Life

583 21 6
                                    

I bet yours Keith's life with his shack in the desert was Fun so here are some headcanons:
When you first moved in you both just spent a solid week just sleeping
*after waking up*: "Time is an illusion and the world is fake"
"Keith shut up, its to early for an existential crisis."
After you moved into the shack and gotten used to it you both LOVED it, the Garrison and life in general was really stressing you two and liked being on your own
He spent most of his time in Big T-Shirts and Boxer Shorts because he's hot and it's comfy
You spent most of the time in one of his tops and boxer shorts
Buying fans and batteries was everything
As a kid his favorite movie was Cars
Now that he's older it's Big Hero 6, because Tadashi reminded him of Shiro but he couldn't watch it after the first time because it hurt too much
You ended up cuddling for hours after the movie just to calm him down
Him hiccuping after crying to much
He really likes plants and likes to see them grow
You both planting a little garden
He never intended on getting a mullet, he just got lazy and let his hair grow out, he liked it so and
You L O V E D it
"The mullet reminds me of Billy ray."
"Sweet nibblets."
Keith doing impressions of Billy ray
You having to do twice a week haircuts for both you and him
He loves cats and cats love him back and it's the BEST
YOU DOING NYAH AND HIM JUST SCREAMING
He gets REALLY excited when he discovers something new about the blue lion's energy
You would just be in awe about how much of a dork he is and just melt at his enthusiasm
I'm not kidding his eyes light up and he smiles and he gets very dorky about it
When he has laundry or dishes (or anything that requires him to Be An Adult) he groans but he knows he has you, you end up piggy backing him whilst he does the dishes
You both will literally take any other option for food that doesn't involve actual cooking and/or work
You both living off on Pot noodles
Takeaways
Meaning you both lived off of instant noodles and eggs
Sometimes he'll just stop and think "should We really be living on our own and stay a dropout despite having skills?" but you all ignore that and continues following the vague blue lion energy and the hope that everything will turn out okay
You following him and helping out with his theories
*goes into the cave*: *hums x-files theme*
Keith is actually?? a decent artist?? The carvings in the cave inspired the hell out of him
Him asking to draw you
It actually turns out pretty good
When he gets frustrated with his work or gets stumped he drives his bike out into the desert and it clears his head
Or he will just slump onto your lap without saying anything while you brush your hand through his hair
Running too! He liked the feeling of being free
He just liked living with you on his own dude

Voltron oneshotsWhere stories live. Discover now