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Requested by! Utaite_fan-girl

i suddenly had this idea cuz of a smol convo i had with some people lol

Oh right, this will probably make more sense if you've watched/read Bungou Stary Dogs also included some other anine refs cuz owo

Also im not doing requests in order cuz i get writer's block like all the time  :')

PLS DONT THINK IM TOO WEIRD HAHAHAHA

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It was late at night, the cold air outside swaying through the peaceful neighbourhood as if to not disrupt anyone.

Yet you were not asleep, instead, you were binge watching anime, specifically, Bungou Stray Dogs.
Yes, an anime about your favorite authors coming back to life with extraordinary powers and whatnots, packed with action and everything awesome.

Just as you were about to unpause the episode, your phone beeped, signaling a message, seeing as it was from your one and only boyfriend, Nqrse, you decided he was worth the pause. (PAUSING AN EPISODE FOR SOMEONE IS A BIG DEAL sometimes)

Nqrse bby🌟: "heya, wanna go out for a drink?"

You: "ehhhhhhh but i'm watching anime now  -3-"

-Nqrse bby🌟 is typing.... -

Nqrse bby🌟: "want me to swing by with snacks and drinks instead?"

You: "sure!"

Nqrse bby🌟: "be there in 15mins" (seen)

With that, you unpaused and continued until you heard the door open, yes you gave Nqrse a spare key. You didn't want to unpause, so you just kept watching until you felt arms drape around your shoulders as he gave you a kiss on the cheek which you smiled at.

Placing the things down, he sat beside you on the bed as the episode ended.

"Ne Nqrse, if i were to work in the mafia, and you in the Armed Detective Agency, would we still be together?" You suddenly asked, which piqued his interest as you took chips and coke and munched away just like Umaru(just imagine being umaru with her cape and all) as you shifted to snuggle in his chest trying to get comfy.

"Hmmm" he thought about your question for a bit, before placing his chin atop your head, "I would try to get you out of the mafia and we can be in the ADA together" he answered, then munched on chips. "Then, then, what if i'm not allowed to leave the mafia or i'll be executed?" Again, he thought, "hmmmmm, then i'll join the mafia just to protect you" he smiled, you then tilted your head up, which caused him to shift as well, this time staring at you.

You smiled and leaned in to peck his lips,  "sweet!" You both laughed like kids.

Then you had another thought, "ne, ne, Nqrse, I'll tell you a secret" you gestured for him to lean in as you whispered in his ear, "I work in the Back Market". He moved away and stared at you in disbelief, well i mean, of course he would, who in the right mind would believe their significant other works in the black market.

You took the opportunity and continued, "I actually work as a black market surgeon," purposefully making glances around to keep up the act, "did you know, your kidney, is expensive! More expensive than your liver, and can be worth up to a few hundred K!!" You said it with such passion and sparkles in your eyes, that had Nqrse shooked and pretty much almost convinced that you were some black market personnel.

"(Y/n), how do you know so much about organs...." His voice quivered slightly, smirking, you continued, "didn't i already tell you? I work in the black market. Though, i'm not actually sure happened to my victims- i mean patients" you smiled brightly as if anything you just said was normal.

Nqrse almost physically felt a cold shiver run up and down his spine while you just smiled happily, "l-lets just continue watching anime alright" he tried to move away from the somewhat creepy convo, as he was almost genuinely believing you.

You smirked, "were you getting scared" you teased,  "of course not, who would even be working in the black market in this time and age", you could tell he was trying to be unconvinced, keyword, trying.

"NQRSE IS A SCAREDYCAT!!!" You exclaimed as if you won the lottery, while picking up your phone and tweeting about nqrse being gullible, but before you could send the tweet, he took our phone away and threw it across the bed, then held you tightly, not enough to cause any harm, but damn his grip on you was strong.

"(Y/n) chan," you could sense a deadly aura emitting from him, "EEEK!!!" You shrieked, "I thought you're not afraid of anything, Doctor (Y/n)" his lips curved up into a sinister and sly smile as you managed to escape his grip and fell off the bed.

He edged closer to you, while you were still on the floor, "let's explore the human body together shall we" his voice low and mischievous, with that sly smirk planted on his face.

"I'll explore your body all night,
doctor(y/n)"

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I wonder if reader chan can even walk next morning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ah, if anyone's wondering, no my convo with friends did not end up like this, this was simply inspired from it  ;)