Ereri/Riren Oneshots

Eren In Wonderland (Riren)

"You are to marry Ms. Ackerman no matter what you want."

"You're not married yet and your 17, you must marry to pass on Jaeger bloodline."

"No I rebuke it!"

"Get back here!"

"Eren!"

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"Eren."

"Eren."

"Eren."

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"Tch, wake up brat. You're filthy." A rough voice awoke Eren from his sleep. Opening his eyes, he came face to face with a grey eyed man in a top hat. His large tailcoat swirled out almost like something you'd see in a fairy tale. He held a tea cup up to his mouth, looking down at Eren in disgust.

"We need to get you some clean clothes." He said, tossing the teacup over his shoulder. Eren nodded,  his throat too dry to speak. The man lent him a gloved a hand and Eren took it graciously.

"Thank you?"

"Levi... But I'm known around here as the Mad Hatter." He said as he pulled Eren along a dirt path. What had happened? Oh yeah... His parents had tried to force him to marry Miss Mikasa Ackerman.

"Eren come meet Mikasa your new betrothed."

"But I barely know her."

"Hush child-"

"It's OK Mrs. Jaeger. I understand. I was bewildered quite at first."

"I won't marry her."

"Eren!"

"I won't do it! It's my life!

The hatter turned to look at h over his shoulder, a frown taking his stoic expression. "Are you okay um-" Eren cut him off with a quick forced smile he had been taught to give people at all times. "Eren. The name's Eren."

The hatter nodded then came to a halt at a large straw roofed house. It had a large top hat similar to his own. "Oi! Petra!" He shouted into the dwelling with a scowl.

A short sandy blonde haired girl came out with a small frown before seeing Eren. "Oh you brought a boy!" She yelled, her bunny ears somehow not bothering the young man. Eren just raised an eyebrow at Levi curiously. Did he usually bring young impressionable men to his home to ravish them of their-

Now come come Eren. Stop with your ridiculously lewd thoughts. It does not become you.

He could feel his face heating up at his own perversion. The woman, Petra, sprung over to Eren with a grin and pulled out a measuring tape. "Good figure, I can work with this." She hopped off again before he could even respond. "Is she always like that?" Eren murmured, more to himself then anything. Levi just gave him a small chuckle before walking off to a large banquet table that was out in the front yard.

"Sit sit, where is that blasted doormouse! Brat, get out here! Meet our guest!" Levi yelled, looking all about and under the table. After sitting down and grabbing a tea cup, a small blonde figure with round ears and whiskers popped his head up shyly next Eren.

"H-hello." He whispered as he adjusted the flower crown on his head. Eren smiled softly before offering him his hand. "I'm Eren. The pleasure is mine." He said as the small boy scooted up into the seat next to him. "A-armin, nice to meet you." he squeaked.

Levi glared over at the two and barked at them,"Move down!" Armin got up and ran off to the other side of the table, his small pink skirt fluttering in the breeze. Did boys wear skirts in this...Well Eren didn't know what to call it.

Maybe they're Scotsman...

"You heard me too brat! Move down!" Eren looked up and down the table, pointing to himself with a raised eyebrow. "Yes! YOU!" Eren was confused.

"But, there's no one else here good sir. I don't think it's practical-"

"Practical! Bwah! Who said anything about that!" Levi snorted humorously, lifting a cut in half tea cup to inspect it.

Eren was now very confused. Levi just rolled his eyes and looked to Armin with a, "look at this guy" look. Shrugging, Eren just stood up and made his way to sit at Levi's right side. As soon as he say down, Levi's hand came slamming down on the top of the chair near his head causing the poor boy to flinch.

"You know you're quite befuddling, even for Wonderland." Eren went to ask about what he meant when the rabbit eared lady appeared again.  She hopped up next to Levi and placed a hand to his ear with a smirk, eyeing Eren teasingly.

"It appears you're clothes are finished my good sir! Let us retrieve them!" Levi shouted, causing the two other boys near to jump in their seats. Eren rose from his seat and was once again dragged off, hand in hand, with the short hatter. He took them back to the house and opened the door to reveal quite a collection of hats. "She said your new clothes would be in my room."

Eren nodded and was yet AGAIN pulled off by this shortie. Levi opened a door to reveal a large bedroom with hats piled up everywhere but the bed. And on the bed sat a short blue dress and a white apron.

"See look at that craftsmanship.... Now strip." Eren looked at Levi in shock. "You have the audacity-" Levi cut him off with a wave of his hand, picking up the dress and throwing it at his head."I said strip brat. We're both men." Eren blushed before undoing the buttons on his soiled overcoat, revealing the slightly stained white vest underneath. He pulled it over his head and looked away from Levi's everlasting gaze.

"I am not a gallery for the viewing. Please, may you look the other way?" Levi was still watching his taught muscles as Eren proceeded to strip off his trousers before turning his grey orbs to stare into Eren's Caribbean green ones.

"My apologies. I just appreciate good things." He spoke, throwing him the socks and apron that went with it.

After dressing quickly, Eren tugged the shirt dress kvetch his knees with a flushed face. "It's quite small... " He noted. Levi just nodded before pulling him by the hand. "Come now! Wonderland awaits us!" With a yelp and a chuckle, the two made their way out the small hut,  back out into the colorful world known as Wonderland.

"You're mad!" Eren yelled, Levi taking them to the edge of a nearby cliff. With a small chuckle an a soft smirk, Levi squeezed the other's hand. "It's Wonderland Eren... "

"We're all mad here."

And then he pushed him off the cliff.