Ereri/Riren Oneshots

Upgrade (Ereri)

This is a Be More Chill AU. Watch the musical my dude for it to make sense.

Also hi- I'm back °~°

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"Rivialle, my buddy, how's it hangin' lunch was bangin' got my sushi got my slushie and more!" Levi's best friend and only friend, Eren Jaeger, said as he hooked his arm around the shorter's shoulders.

He continued, bopping his head as he released Levi to press a hand to his giant white headphones with the left and right symbols on each side. Levi laughed and shook his own head.

"The roll was mega maki and I'm feeling kinda cocky cause the girl as Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour~"

"Have you been listening to Bob Marley again?" The raven asked, smirking.

Eren nodded and continued to sing.

"Oh- I'm listening to Marley and the groove is hella gnarly and we're almost at the end of this song!"

He moved his hips back and forth to a beat in his ear. Slipping them off, he smiled and sucked on the straw of his slushie before popping off.

"Now that was the end, so tell me friend~" he pulled him into a side hug. "How was class, you look like ass, what's wrong?"

Levi sighed and showed his bag. It read BOYF on it and he shook his head.

"BOYF? What does that even mean?"

Eren hummed, sipping from his drink again before pulling off his own bag. He had Levi hold his up and moved to stand to his left. The bags together read BOYF RIEND.

"AWW! THEY SHIP IT!"

"Tch, you're shitty sometimes you know."

Eren smirked, his giant ears seeming to move as he stuck his tongue out.

"Oh, Levi! Did you hear about Discovery Channel? Apparently humanity has stopped evolving!"

The raven gave him a look.

"Really?"

"Evolution's "Survival of the Fittest", right?"

"Yeah."

"But now, because of technology you don't have to be strong to survive! Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha! So own it! Why try being cool when-"

"I could be hiding in the bathroom and bawling my eyes out because everyone thinks I'm gonna be a school shooter?"

"I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement." Eren said, deadpanning at his friend who rolled his eyes.

"Aw how romantic." Levi drawled.

Suddenly the raven heard snickering from behind them and sighed. He then heard someone say,'i love gay people'. Bitch. Digging deep into his pockets he pulled out a crumpled sheet of paper that read 'Humilation Sheet'. Taking it out and uncreasing it agaisnt the corner of a nearby locker, Levi took a pencil from behind Eren's ear and started to mark down another tally.

Snicker: IIII

Snotty comment: III

Laugh: II

Refusal to repeat a joke:

Refusal to return a verbal greeting: III

Public denial of formally agreed upon opinion: I

He finished marking snicker when he heard another- no wait. That was a full blown laugh. He huffed and marked the sheet again. Turning back around and shoving the sheet into his pocket, he noticed how Eren was watching him.