Ereri/Riren Oneshots

This Is Why We Don't Fight (Riren)

Lizzy_The_Fangirl
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"Why are you always such an asshole!?!"

"Why are you always such a brat!"

Erwin sighed, his eyebrows of justice kneeding together as the Survey Corps watched the two fight. "They at it again?" Mikasa asked as she sat next to Armin. The rest of the people at the table nodded, not breaking their gaze from the fighting lovers.

"Sup guys! What's going- Heeeey why are they fighting?" Lizzy asked, her brown hair somewhat damp and tied tightly above her head. Her eyes turning to watch the couple.

"Why do you have to treat me like I don't know what I'm doing?!?"

"Cause you don't Eren!"

The two of them were flushed, Eren's breathing ragged and Levi looking like he wanted to punch a wall.

"Imma handle this shit." Lizzy stated, already getting up from the table and moving to scurry over there. "No!" Hissed Armin quietly, tugging at her sleeve. Lizzy just brushed him off and made it over to Eren. She wrapped her arms around him into a sort of hug, their brown hair frighteningly similar. "Hey buddy let's a go!"

She flashed a smile over at Levi as she dragged Eren by the ear over to a separate table.

"Sit down, shut the fuck up, it's story time motherfucker." the short brunette snapped, sitting down next to Eren as he obeyed. "It was then when we realised that humans were cattle-"

"What the fuck? Lizzy? Are you high?" Eren asked, eyeing her carefully. Lizzy just sighed. "Eren life is short. You and Levi love each other no? You can't keep fighting. One day, one of you is gonna die and you'll regret not making due with the time you have." Eren nodded slowly, his eyes drooping to his open palms.

"Levi's upset because I've been trying to have sex with him... "

"DO IT- I uh mean... Why would he be upset?" Lizzy asked, trying to fix the fangirl that had escaped. Just a little bit. *cough* On with the story!!!

"Well... He says it's because he'd be put in jail for sleeping with a minor but no one here cares. And I'm pretty sure more people are worried about Titans then me getting fucked." Eren said with a sarcastic tone underlying his nonchalant attitude. Lizzy laughed before regaining her composure.

"how about you tease him til he bursts~ wear something sexy!" Lizzy's brain already had a ton of ideas under her brown locks.

Eren thought before nodding. "That could work... " He said. Lizzy giggled and bounced in her seat as her and Eren discussed true fool proof plan.

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"Oh Levi~San"

Levi turned to face one of the shitty brats he bad to babysit all day. Lizzy (IDK yo last name hoe
-_-||) "What do you want brat?" He ignored the slight nosebleed she had obtained, too used to her Hanji-like habits. Stupid fangirls.

"E-Eren has something to show you~ as a gift to apologize." She let out as she wiped her nose clean of blood.

Levi clicked his tongue and got up from where he sat. Following after Liz, he noticed she was walking them towards Eren's room. "Liz??? Wha-"

"Shh! Go in!" She hissed, pushing him into the bedroom and locking the door. "Damn brat!" He hissed as he heard her laugh, the brag runing down the hallway. Or did she? Levi could never tell. She could have set up a booth for tickets for all he knew.

"Eren what the hell-"

"H-hi Levi..."

The Captain didn't know how he had gotten into this mess. Here he was, locked in a room with his attractive boyfriend and what did Eren decide to wear???

You guessed it.

A fucking maid outfit!.

"Tch. What is this???" Levi asked as he moved towards the blushing mess called Eren Jaeger. The teen shifter away awkwardly. "Um well.... LIZZY CAME UP WITH THIS!" Levi sighed. Pinching the bridge of his nose, he moved to lean against the door.

"This is why we don't fight. Lizzy always ends up fucking doing this kinda shit." Eren nodded slowly, upset the plan hadn't gone a well as the and Liz had thought.

"Then we shouldn't fight."

Levi sighed again. This time, moving to hug Eren. The boy gasped before embracing his boyfriend back. "I'm sorry... I... I just don't want to lose you."

"You always told me to make a choice either regrets..." Eren murmured into the shorter's ear. Levi nodded, his head resting against the teen's shoulder. "That I did." Eren pulled away and pressed their foreheads together. Staring deep into Levi's stormy grey eyes, Eren spoke softly.

"Then let me make this choice. It's mine. Not yours. And I don't regret wanting this."

Levi nodded, Eren getting the best of him.

"Fine. But tell Lizzy tO UNLOCK THE FUCKING DOOR!" Eren laughed at the man he loved. He never changed did he? With a small smile, Eren hugged him even tighter as Lizzy unlocked the door with a pout. A camera in one hand an a Bible in the other.

"I'm a good church girl I swear!!" She croaked out as he nose had it's period and she had drool sliding down her bottom lip.

"And Eren... " Levi started, trying to his boyfriend with a knowing look.

"This is why we never-"
"This is why we never fight, yes."

The two of them spoke at the same time, making Lizzy squeal inhumanly. The two shared a kiss- not paying attention to the mess they left on the floor.

Aka Liz-Chan.

Lizzy could always be counted on to get them back together.

Le Fin~

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AN: I know u asleep but it's done!!!

*whispers* requessssttttsss