Ereri/Riren Oneshots

Kink-Shaming (Ereri)

An: this title is a lie. It's not smut. It's fluff. Mwahahaha.

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"Levi don't you dare hate on my kinks man!" Eren shouted at his bestfriend from across the lunch table in the middle of school. Levi glared at him and wacked him with his book. "Don't shout that kinda shit in school brat!"

Eren just stuck his tongue out and got up and moved over to the ravenette's side of the table. The lunch duty was on the other side of the room so they couldn't yell at him for standing up.

"Why don't you like Daddy kinks~" Eren teased Levi, his lips brushing against the shorter's ear as he whispered the taboo phrase.

Oh. If only the principal knew what the children in 7th grade were talking about...

Levi shifted away from Eren with a grunt. Picking up his fork, he played with food, averting his gaze from the brunette beside him. "You're gonna get in trouble one day Eren. I know you read fanfics and do some weird shit but PLEASE-" He begged, turning to look at him painfully. "-Not in front of my salad!"

Eren burst out laughing, going his sides as he fell off the bench onto the filthy multipurpose room floor. "Gross Eren." Levi muttered as he went back to eating.

The other boy choked on his own laugh as he pulled himself back up onto the bench. "My. Freckled Jesus." And he was back into another fit of giggles. Levi rolled his eyes, holding back a smile. Eren was so oblivious... When he got back to from his show if hysterics, Levi leaned closer to him and whispered into his ear.

"It's not that I don't like Daddy kinks... It's just that I don't like using them on someone beside you." With that said, he rose from his seat and threw away his finished tray and left for the library- to avoid his crush and try and calm the wild blush that was roaring to life across his pale face.

God, why'd I go and say that?!?!?

A hand to his face and his heart beating faster then his footsteps, the young boy ran.

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Eren's POV
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"W-what did that mean!?!" I asked my other bestfriend; Armin. The blonde behind just shrugged and gave me a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. "Maybe he likes you?"

"HE WAS JUST KINK-SHAMING ME HO! AND THEN HE GO TWO FACED ON ME AND- AGHHH!"

Collapsing into my arms, I lied my head down into the table with a pout. "Why is Levi so confuuuussiiinggg???" Armin sighed. "I think you're the one confused Er-Bear." I sniffed. Nodding, I got up and threw my tray away,  yelling over my shoulder I was going to find Levi.  Armin just smiled and waved me off, going back to reading his copy of Love!!! Stage.

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I made my way upstairs to the library with a groan. I only had 15 minutes to find him before I had to leave for Spanish. My teacher was cool but Levi didn't have any if the same classes with me 🙎. I swung the door open soundlessly and started sweeping through the aisles.

Maybe it was just in my head but I'm pretty sure Mission Impossible music started playing!

Dammit brain now is not the time for my overactive imagination!!! I scolded myself and turned the corner to enter the thriller section. Levi was sitting on the floor next to the R.L. Stine Fear Street novels. He didn't seem to notice me but his face still held a light flush. His breathing was loud and I swear I could hear his heartbeat softly pounding in a rush.

"Levi!" I hissed at him, not wanting to get hears by the librarian.

"Ah!" The smaller boy squeaked, jumping up and dropping his book into his lap. I swear he's so adorable whenever he does that. DAMMIT BRAIN. NOT THE TIME. Brushing the thought away, I bent down to eyes level to stare the ravenette down. "Why'd you run away Levi?" I asked him quietly, my hand extended to hold the bookcase behind him.