Ereri/Riren Oneshots

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

An: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL MIDGET LEVI.

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Christmas and other holidays at our barracks are usually treated as a day full of fun... Seeing as Christmas is also my birthday it's twice the excitement. Especially when you have a beautiful brat who's the best chef in the Survey Corps.

"Happy birthday Levi!" Eren exclaims as he sets the breakfast tray on my lap. I am still in bed, half awake when I feel a pair of lips meet mine.

"Ick. Morning breath brat." I tease. Eren rolls his eyes and I look to the food on my lap. I don't usually eat but Eren's cooking is something I'd be willing to loose a limb over. Oh wait... That's offensive to Erwin... Ooh... Fuck. Eren scoots onto the bed, shifting the tray for me as he gets back under the covers. "You're too good to me Eren. I'm just a cranky old man and you do this? What did I do to deserve you?" I kiss his forehead and he rolls his eyes again. Tch. Brat.

"Eat! I have to give you your present!!!" I smile softly as I grab a fork, digging into the scrumptious pile of food on my plate.

"You're still too nice to me." I say, taking a bite before turning back to face him. Eren giggles and gives me another kiss.

"No. I'm always nice to you."

"Exactly."

Huffing, Eren moves to nuzzle my neck, me taking another bite of my food as he speaks against my skin. "I love you and you deserve all of this Levi." I smile, ruffling his hair with one hand as I shove the fork in his mouth.

"I feel I'm not good enough for you so eat this food with me so I feel good enough." I order as I grab a slice of toast. Eren tries to speak but I cut him off with a glare. "Oi. Don't speak with your mouth full brat." He huffs, eating the forkful before setting it down on the tray.

"Eat. Come to the bathroom after." I nod as he leaves, his body covered only by his boxers and one of the big shirts I have stashed away for him. Well... Big for me. Just right for him. I finish up the rest of my food, thinking back to about a week before today... That was fun. Eren had accidentally opened a present I had stashed away for him and well-... It led to some very... Interesting activities.

"A-aah~ Eren!"

"Ngh-... Levi, s-so tight!"

I set the tray on the bedside table and make my way to the bathroom. Opening the door, I come face to face with a slightly flushed Eren, bare and standing beside the tub full of warm water, the candles low and the tub full of roses for whatever damn reason. "E-eren?" I stammer as my face grows hot. Damn brat. He shifts his gaze to look at his feet and he starts to speak.

"Strip. We're taking a bath together."

I smile softly as I begin to undress, my eyes trailing down the younger's toned body. It's shocking how fast Eren could go from the most intimidating man alive to the insecure and bashful teen that stood before me. I really love this boy.

Grabbing my hand after I finish undressing, Eren leads me to the bath and sits us both in it. There's nothing sexual about it as he grabs the soap and starts to wash my chest and back. We've done this too many times to find anything remotely arousing unless that's clearly what we were after. I hum softly at his gentle touch across my back and when he's done I turn to wash his hair. I can tell my face is blank as I do so, his eyes watching me intently as I scrub his scalp. Why does this boy love me? I'm just an old bastard with no name or title beside Humanity's Strongest. And that didn't do you much good if your lover was at risk of dying at every turn with you not being able to protect him at all times... Also seeing as it's my job to eliminate him if he goes rouge.