~Self Promotions™ are fun—
Read my Arcana Oneshots bitches!¡!¡ >80
Jk I love you all but please I live for attention.
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This is also to make up for angst with crack. It's pure trash. Forgive me daddy I've been bad.
I'm not kidding.dont read if you want actually good smut. I couldn't think of shit to do with this draft so I made trash.
This.👏 Is. 👏Crack 👏
🙏Pls can we get fives like?🙌
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Eren huffed, watching as Levi went on to talk about that stupid boyfriend of his. Erwin fucking Smith. That bastard.
Ohh, he's sooooooo perfect! I love Erwin! So handsome and blonde and fucking Titan sized—
The brunet grumbled to hinself further. Meanwhile, Levi was smiling and talking about how sweet Erwin was for taking him to see his sister down in West Virginia. Fucker. His eyebrows could probably be feeding him alien intelligence.
Eren wasn't paranoid.
He wasn't!
It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you!!
Anyway-
"Omg, Eren, you won't believe what Erwin-"
Eren didn't let him finish as he stood up and undid his pants.
"E-eren!"
And shoved the monster Titan he kept into Levi's Wall Maria, smashing it harder then the Armoured Titan.
"Your Walls are getting wrecked you t h o t."
"OhHhHhHahHh-- ngg, fucky fuck fuck- Eren! so good! Break into my basement and Sangwoo me into submission!"
"You'd like that wouldnt you?" Eren asked, biting a chunk out of Levi's neck like a savage.
"Oowww! Yes! Now Tsukiyama me! Make me your little Kaneki bitch!"
"You kinky fuck," Eren panted. "I'm going to destroy thy anus."
Levi moaned like a little bitch.
"Fucky fuck fucky." Eren moaned.
"Here's Chucky!" Levi called back, letting his head fall back.
Eren started to realise he was really into that roleplay shit. What a kinky hoe.
"Aagagaghh- so hot."
"Get an ice pack then-ngh, Eren~" Levi moaned again.
"How about I shove ice..." He started, pulling an ice tray out his butt. "In yoUR ASSHOLE-"
"oH yEs DAdDy!" Levi's voice cracked.
Eren fucked his ass at sonic speed til the wallto their left cracked and suddenly he heard a loud.
"OH YEAH-"
"ngh, ajdhekn, it's the Koolaid man!" Levi squeezed around Eren's diiiiiiiiiicc. "He makes me so horny!"
"Oh yeah~."
Suddenly this became some threesome with the Koolaid man shoving his handle up Levi's ass.
The end.
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Ereri/Riren Oneshots
Fanfiction⚠WARNING⚠ SPELLING ERRORS HAPPEN PEOPLE also POSSIBLE TRIGGERING CONTENT ~•~ Don't report ;;; Yep just as the title says. AU, Genderbends, kinks, BDSM, pet names, Fluff, angst and anything you could want. Also both Uke and Seme Levi and Eren. Maybe...
