Ereri/Riren Oneshots

420 (Ereri/Riren)

You know it gonna be guuud 😎

**Warnu**
Mentions

Pot, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Cannabis, Weed, that mmmm Kush. U no liek. U no bike.  (IDK any more)

So read(weed) don't read(weed)
Whateves

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It was well known around the college campus that Levi Ackerman grew pot. God knows if he smoked it- but he definitely grew it. Eren Jaeger didn't entirely believe it thought- so he went to the infamous raven's lair.

I mean dorm.

"Do you know which room Le-

"Third door on your left. Can't miss it. Name's Christa. Don't tell anyone I told you kay?" The short blonde said, giving him some weird look as if to say,'I know what you're doing'. Did she think Eren smoked... Psh no. Of course not. But she did know right off the bat who he was looking for so-

Eren shook his head, shoving his hands on his pocket and taking off down the hall. Shaking the small blonde from his head and getting on with his mission. Or...  What you'd call his curiosity getting the best of him. Coming to the room Christa had pointed out,  he paused and moved to knock.

The door opened.

His momentum already thrown forward caused him to fall straight in the muscular arms of a short ravenette. "I-I'm so sorry! I-" The other male just clicked his tongue and dragged him in. Before he could refuse, the man threw him in and shut the door behind them. The room was dark and littered with band posters and black and white drawings. "A-are you-"

"Yes I'm Levi. Now do you want edibles or ounces?"

Eren felt his face grow hot as he blank-spaced. "Umm..." Levi just sighed, leaning against the desk set near the door, the top of it littered with plastic bags and paper. Eren's green eyes moved from the desk to Levi as he scanned the raven from head to toe.

He had fair skin with icy grey eyes that pricked Eren. He seemed in a 24/7 bitch mode as Levi cocked his head and glared at him. "You gonna keep staring or what? I deal herbs not sex."

Eren chocked on air.

"Wha- I didn't- I mean! I didn't come for se-" He yelped suddenly as Levi seemed to appear right in front of him, slamming a hand down behind him, his open palm hitting the door. Eren jumped and felt his heart jump to his throat.

Levi just watched him, his eyes hard, staring him down. Eren fidgeted under him and didn't know how to react.

"You haven't smoked before have you?"

Eren felt his tongue dry up. He opened his mouth. Then shut it. "Y-yeah..." And for the first time since they met, Levi flashed Eren a smile. Pulling away, he moved to the mini fridge by his bed, opening it and grabbing a plate of brownies.

"Here," He said, gently leading Eren to sit on his bed and setting the plate in his lap. "Free of charge." Eren raised an eyebrow, but lifted a brownie up anyway. He looked to Levi. Then back at the brownie. Then once more to Levi. "This isn't roofied is it?" Levi just laugh and moved to sit on his roomate's (whoever that was) bed. He just smiled and gestured for him to take a bite.

Shrugging, he lifted he brownie up and bit down into it. It melted in his mouth an Eren couldn't help but close his eyes. "Mmm. Dash guud." He said in between bites.

Levi just smiled even wider.

Watching as Eren started falling onto his bed with a dazed look in his eyes, he laughed.

Those brownies didn't have any weed in them!

That went on for sometime- Levi having to finally tell him about the brownies when he started getting... Let's say 'handsy'.

"WHAT?!?"

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an: ....

Idek moite

I was gonna write where they got high and got hella gay or some shit and acted stupid buuuuut-

*gestures to chapter like that one meme*

Yeeeah 🌲 they got "blazed" with the placebo effect 😂

*dabs*

DoNt dO DrUgS kIds

(says the girl who may or may not have smoked weed)

I swear school smelt of weed more than once so I had me sum inspiration 🌈 woo!

Okay

Requests? Idk

Ask away my childz