Ereri/Riren Oneshots

Drunken Antics (Ereri)

Noora_Alaboudi. ;))   (is a roleplay we did)
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The one and only Levi Ackerman is ready to be done with the day. He is sore all over and tired from a hard day of work and just wants a fucking drink.
Reaching up on his tiptoes, he feels his hand grasp around to grab a bottle of wine.

He can't reach.

A tall brunette happens to be walking by the kitchen and spots him in need. "Heichou sir?" Eren starts, curiously watching the raven reach again for the bottle. "Yes brat?" Levi lets out roughly, grunting as he missed the bottle by a fingertip.

"Need help?"

Levi grew quiet. A scowl came to his face as he drops to his heels, looking down with a faint blush. "Tch. Get me the wine." Eren nods obediently, walking over and grabbing the glass bottle with ease. He hands it to his Captain, the Captain's face in an ever worse grimace.

"Tch." He swipes the bottle from the teen, not bothering with a thank you as he mutters to himself. "Stupid brat. Why's he gotta be so tall? Why not me?" The titan shifter brushes off the elder's comments and flashes him a smile. "Okay, I'll be on my way the." He says with half-hearted wave. His feet tap softly as he goes to leave, heading out the doorway and making his way slowly down the hall.

Right as he leaves, Levi turns and groans again, trying to reach a cup on one of the other fucking shelves that seem to taunt him.

"Why are these shelves so goddamn high?!" He hisses. Footsteps sound off as the teen walks back, his head poking out from around the door,  a smirk painted across his face. "Did you call me sir?" He teases, his eyes sparking playfully.

"No." Levi states to the teen. His eyes move back to the shelf as he says,"Unless your name is 'Shelves' or 'High'?" Eren shrugs. His smirk incessant as he says,"I can get high-" Levi's eyes widen at this. "-or I can get low~" The raven haired man feels his face flush and he stomps his foot, a hand on his hip as he points to the door. "Go to your room Jaeger!"

Eren's sinful lips form a pout as he whines. "You're no fun Heichou~" Levi just clicks his tongue, no longer caring for a cup as he opens the bottle and take a swig of its contents.

The teen grows irritated at his Heichou's lack of emotion, imitating the Captain making a harsh,'Tch' sound as he storms off. Levi rolls his eyes, sitting down and leaning back as he takes another sip from his bottle. But little did either know was that the bottle Eren had handed him was let me say, messily strong.

Levi drinks and drinks, not knowing any of this til he's drunk and the bottle is empty. For some reason everything seems to grow funny in the eyes of Humanity's Strongest. "Pff- Hahahahaha!" He bursts into laughter, holding his sides and almost dropping the empty bottle.

Now everyone is asleep... Or so you'd think. Eren was the only one awake and couldn't help but hear loud giggle echoing down the halls. Far down the way, Levi stumbles out of the kitchen and starts roaming the halls, small bursts of giggles now and then as he rambles along. Eren is getting closer to the laughter and raises an eyebrow as he hears it grow louder. It frighteningly sounded like Heichou.

"Is the Apocalypse happening?" He mutters to himself sarcastically. He turns a final corner to bump right into the small ravenette he knew all too well. Levi drops the bottle then, the glass cracking but not breaking thankfully. It was a rather thick bottle. "Hello?" Eren calls out in the dark, his voice low as to not wake the others.

"Huh?" Levi asks, his voice now more recognizable up close. Eren can smell the alcohol on his breath.

"Sir are you all right?" Eren asks in a soft voice, making sure not to scare or piss of his superior. You could never tell with Levi. "Yeah Imm aaallll guuuuudd!" He slurs, bumping into Eren's side gently.