Hola friend(s).
I've lost my list of things to put in this (wonderfully) boring bio!
Go me! Ten fucking points!
Anyway, so it's currently 10:59pm on the 10th of August but this shall go up tomorrow hence why I've dated it as the 11th at the top.
So I thought that maybe I'd just rattle off a few random facts about myself that (let's be real) no-one cares about!
Yeah let's do this! Woo!
1. I live in Australia. The capital of 'Straya might I add.
No, not Sydney! Get your facts right kids.
2. My display name here on Wattpad is Zachary, but that's not actually my real name. As fucking stupid as it sounds, I personally feel more comfortable going by that name online due to certain reasons that I don't wish to delve into.
3. I have an older brother who turned 21 last week.
4. My birthday is the 18th of December.
It's exactly a week before Christmas which is how people remember it :)
5. I don't like posting pictures of myself. You'll find that if you follow my Instagram or Twitter (AllHailSynGates) that there aren't any pics of me up there.
This once again is for certain reasons. For one, I'm not photogenic at all, two, I don't think I'm that great looking in any way at all, and three, it might start backlash due to the name and whatnot and I don't wanna deal with fucking asshole people who don't understand.
If any of that made sense whatsoever.
Meh.
6. I put a lot of time and effort into my fanfics. Probably too much time one would say and to that, I retort with a fuck you.
7. Synyster Gates made life worth living for me.
8. I don't like to talk about my issues with other people but I'm a fucking brilliant listener.
9. Andy Biersack and Juliet Simms are my favourite couple, closely followed by M. Shadows and Valary DiBenedetto, though they're married so her last name is Sanders.
10. I look up to the people I include in my stories and people get this wrong all the time so let me explain this to you.
So whenever I say something like 'oh yeah I love Synyster Gates', (that came out way more sexual than I intended; how it sounded in my head wasn't how it was meant to sound) people take this the wrong way.
What I'm really saying is that these people changed my life and I look up to them because they're inspiring. I don't like them because they're good-looking. Yes some of them have something going for them but that's not the reason I like these guys/gals.
They're fucking inspirational and I love them in a family way, hence why my stories always look at them from a friendship way and not an 'I wanna fuck 'em' way, you feel? I see them as family.
Did that make any sort of sense at all?
:(
11. I'm incredibly lonely. Not even kidding. I have two friends outside of the internet and one of them is my personal trainer. But he's fucking awesome. My other friend is from wrestling and I dunno what I'd do without him to be honest.
12. I've never been in a relationship.
Possibly straight but who cares if I'm not?
13. I don't ever wanna get married.
14. If it ever comes down to it, I'd rather adopt kids because every kid deserves a home and a loving family.
Oh I also hate kids.
15. I wanted to be an author before I wanted to be a professional wrestler or a musician. I'd still love to have at least one book published though, along with maybe an autobiography that's worth your time and not like this piece of shit bio.
16. The only pets I have are three horses and yes, I know how to ride them. Broke both my wrists the first time I ever came off a horse; was not fun.
17. It is incredibly hard to think of 20 facts about myself.
18. I play World of Warcraft but need to renew my account because I don't have the latest expansion because I've been broke due to buying band related stuff.
19. I have trust issues because of the amount of times people have fucked me over when they were meant to be my friends.
20. I love collecting band related things. I have bits and pieces of band things around the place. Got my mini guitars and drum set; they're the Synyster Gates, Zacky Vengeance and The Rev's signature guitars and drums. Best fucking investment ever.
But I have heaps of band shirts (58 currently) and posters and anything band related I can find that are to do with bands I love.
Like the signed memorabilia thing I have.
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Anyway have some facts!
I'll eventually do another 20 later down the line once I make my list again of what to put in.
Have a good day/night/morning/evening.
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