So can't have the fun facts without the Dislike List!
As you can probably guess, this' gonna be a list of things I dislike. I've been going through things I like and so let's throw in a downer and state what I hate.
In no particular order, let us commence!
1. 5 Seconds of Summer.
First thing that came to mind the moment I thought about doing the Dislike List.
Now don't get me wrong here: I don't dislike them as people. They're probably really amazing and nice guys; congratz to them on how far they've gotten in what they're doing.
I just don't like their music. I don't care that they're a band; that doesn't automatically make you a rock band. They're a fucking pop band; listen to what they play! They might like pop-punk and punk and rock but they don't play it so they're not in this Goddamn genre.
I've had this argument many, many times before and I stand by my words.
No disrespect towards them as people but they're a pop band, not a rock band.
2. Autotune.
Autotune ruins everything. People that can actually sing sound bad and people who can't sing sound even worse!
Now I mean autotune as like, what they put in EDM or pop music and whatnot, not like...fuck I don't know how to describe it.
EDM and pop music autotune is what I hate; there're different things in regards to this so we'll leave it at EDM and pop music autotune.
3. EDM and pop music!
I haven't found any EDM I like; I listen to about three pop artists at the most and I can only tell you who one of them are. Also it's older pop music artists I like; not the nowadays 'down in the club gonna fuck this bitch with the big booty ass' kinda pop music.
No, just...no!
I actually sang that in my head as I wrote it #genericonehitwonder
4. Kanye West.
Get off my fucking T.V.
5. Fake motherfuckers.
Get out of my fucking life.
6. People that do things for attention.
Ooh does this grind my damn gears! Gah I hate it; I knew a bitch that did everything for attention. If you know anything about my past then you'll know who I'm talking about. I shall not elaborate.
If you're one of these people then you can fuck right off because I have no damn time for you.
7. This' taking a long time to get to 20.
People that steal other people's works. I've had this happen and it fucking sucks. I should be flattered that my story was good enough that someone wanted to take the credit for it but don't you fucking dare try me.
I work incredibly fucking hard on my stories and for someone to be low enough to claim it as theirs is the worst feeling in the world. I spent seven months of my life on the Outcast series; seven whole months.
The Other Side of Andy was the one that this chick tried to take and I found her by accident so watch out everyone; I will find out somehow.
If you see someone stealing anyone's story, let the true author know so they can deal with it. I hope that if anyone sees any of my stuff being stolen they let me know. I work very hard on them all :/
8. People that walk slowly.
Guaranteed, I'm on of these people but not as bad as some. I do it because when I got really sick a few years back I physically couldn't keep up a very good pace and it's sorta stuck around. I know when to pick up my speed though; these people don't!
9. People who think they know shit about me when they don't.
Don't just assume because it sucks. I have reasons for what I do and what I say so if you don't know the truth then don't make up fucking lies!
10. Drew McIntyre.
Is that even how his name is spelt? Oh wait, I don't care!
11. People that can't spell correctly.
I've recently lost my patience for this. If you can't spell very well then fucking learn. One of my biggest gripes and pet peeves is when I can't understand what you're trying to say!
I have a...not really a friend anymore...that's the worst person to talk to online because they can't spell for shit and boy does it irk me.
12. People who make everything about themselves.
If I'm telling you something that's happened to me then don't come back with how you went through something similar and try to 'one up' me.
It's fucking annoying and you're self-centred.
13. Zucchini.
Lol it autocorrected it when I wrote literally the 'z' and the 'u'. It guessed it; it knows some words haha and I never type zucchini.
Even now I'm forced to eat it...
14. Reality T.V shows.
Sooooo fake and I hate them.
15. People who say that I'm not a true rock/metal fan because I don't listen to Iron Maiden, AC/DC or Judus Priest.
Oh so because I listen to BVB or A7X then I'm not a true fan?
Get royally fucked.
16. If you've seen my recent Tweets you'll get this.
People who go on in YouTube comments about how 'I'm not emo anymore but the moment this song came out I was straight on it' or stuff along those lines.
Go read my Tweets to hear the full story. I don't feel like repeating myself.
Also, on this note there was this one fucking comment that made me eternally angry. So this guy was all like 'oh I'm in a band but I love BVB and A7X but boy I'm done for is my band mates find out #deathbatindenial' and then some fucking BVB tag.
Why is it such a bad thing to like some bands? What the fuck is the problem? So your band mates hate those bands; so what? You can enjoy what you wanna enjoy and fuck what other people say. Why should your 'band mates' stop you from listening to what you actually like??
God that made me fucking angry and clearly still does.
17. 'I won't update until I have at least 500 votes!'
Guess you're not a serious writer then. Be fucking grateful for every read you get because people don't have to waste their time on your shit.
18. Getting told constantly to 'tone down the language'.
It's how I talk, ok? How I write things in here is literally how I talk. It's my thinking process so it's my writing process. People tell me in my real outside-of-the-internet life that I swear too much.
It's just me. It's what I do and too damn bad because I'm not gonna change myself because you're offended. Get off your high horse and fucking deal with it.
19. People hating on band members girlfriends.
Now this' one of my biggest fucking hates. It has been for a very long time. I'll one day say more on this in a separate post in here. Same with band hate in general. We'll do a separate post down the line.
20. Self-promoting on other people's works.
Just don't ok? I get that you want reads but please don't. Find other ways. Luckily I haven't had to deal with people doing that but I won't be happy when/if I have to.
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See wasn't that a nice change to the constant positivity we get in this bio?
Nice to let some of my inner rage out.
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