The Unfortunate Bio of TheWalkingDaryl

Surprising Facts You Wouldn't Know (25/10/17)

It's been a while since I've done an update that's actually about myself.

So here are some random facts about me that I thought people might find interesting. (Yeah right; since when have I been interesting?)

Anyway, idk how many facts are gonna be in here. I planned to do 5 but then changed my mind and was like "Well TheWalkingDaryl, why not just rattle off as many fucking weird things about thyself that you can think of throughout the day as you write your fabulous up and coming wrestling story?"

And in return I was thinking "hm well me, that's a good idea! Good job me!"
I was thinking, what would make people go "huh, well fuck then. Didn't see that coming."

So here we are. Lez go.

1. One of my favourite musicians is Robbie Williams.
People for some reason always think I'm joking when I bring this fact up. I don't think I've mentioned this in here yet, so here we go.
Partially the reason he's always been one of my favourites is because I grew up with his stuff; in amongst all the 80s music and whatnot (since that's what the parents listened to, OMG Queen tho), Robbie's music was some of the more recent stuff I grew up on.
Tell you what, The Heavy Entertainment Show is easily one of his best albums; holy hell it's good.

2. My favourite accent is Irish.
Don't even get me started on this; always been one of my favourites. I've had an interesting 'debate' we'll say, about this topic.
Now, for those who don't know (which would be a lot of people because I haven't gotten up to doing a part on my current fav wrestlers), Finn Bálor is one of my all-time favourite wrestlers.
He's Irish which just tops it all off.
I was debating with my PT about the accents though. (My PT is fucking hilarious). I said how much I liked the Irish accent, and so he was like 'oh and yet you don't like Sheamus (another Irish wrestler)'. Now he knows I've never been a fan of Sheamus; he's good but he annoys me.
The thing is, Finn and Sheamus are from different parts of Ireland. Finn is from Bray, and Sheamus is from Dublin, so of course there's difference in how they talk. It depends on the person but the Irish accent is the best.
For those of you who don't agree with me (mum I'm looking at you kiddo), you're wrong :)

3. I absolutely adore stuffed animals.
Like my love for Robbie Williams, this also isn't a joke. I'm not kidding!
I've always loved stuffed animals. I think part of this actually comes from the fact that I've never had a lot of friends and they've always been there for me...
That makes me sound really weird, doesn't it? :(
But really, they've always been a big part of my life and I will always love them.

4. I live on a property.
Say whaaaa? Yeah man, always lived here. That's the way it goes.

5. I'm a big collector of band and wrestling related things.
You probably already knew that, but meh eh eh.
I used to always only want one action figure per wrestler I liked because I didn't see the point in having more than one for each, but now I've got 3 Finn Bálor action figures and a statuette of him I got with 2K17. That's actually why I bought the NXT Edition for it; Finn Bálor.

6. I play way too much solitaire on my laptop.
Not even kidding. I take 'vague' breaks from writing and whatnot.
On my old laptop I'd played over 6,000 games so yes...

{I remember now why it takes me forever to write these lists of facts because it's actually really hard to think about facts of myself. Anyone else have these problems?? If you guys have bios, let me know because I'm interested to read them}.

7. I'm still single!
Woo what a surprise!! You surprised? I'm surprised. *rolls eyes*
Let's be real though, I write fanfic, so of course I'm single ah haha.
I amuse myself.
I'm actually ok with this though; people for some reason (a lot I know) seem to think that being in a relationship is the be all and end all, when it's not. I'm perfectly ok with it and I personally don't see the need or desire to have to be with someone.
You can't force it. Go with life and see what happens.
I wanna make a life for myself before I even think about settling down. Not kidding. Totally fine with it.
I don't have to buy things for people and can spend my money on me. Also gives me a lot more time to write for all of you lovely people 😊😊
Love you all.

8. I have no musical talent.
It just says what it says.
Don't. No. No. No.
I know whatcha thinking and don't say it.
That is all.

9. I've recently really gotten into watching Gordon Ramsey's shows.
I used to watch them whenever they were on just for something to watch, but recently I've been watching a lot of his stuff on YouTube and it's brilliant.
I never used to like Ramsey, but the older I've gotten, the more I relate to how mad he gets about his passion when people fuck it up.
Also it's nice to watch idiots get yelled at; something I wish I could do. Relate mate.

10. I have a lot of empathy and I fucking hate it.
Though I still have this problem, I find myself caring less and less about people.
It sounds rude and harsh, so sorry. But I guess I've just reached that point due to a lot of people over the past few years, that I'm fucking done with idiots. That's what it is.
I still have a lot of empathy for certain people, unless you're an idiot and you deserve whatever you've done.
That is all.

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Ah another boring thing we all don't care about. What a chore *rolls eyes again*
I hope people know I joke a lot in here...it's not all gonna be dead serious in here.
I actually have no idea who even reads this stuff, like not kidding. I don't see a lot of activity here at the moment and idk why.

Seriously, am I actually that boring?
The people that wanted me to do this bio haven't looked at it in a while so *shrugs* I dunno.

But oh well. I guess I'm gonna keep updating as I see fit with this, seeing as it's also my information centre for my stories and activity here on Wattpad.
I won't get rid of this, don't worry.
Also, how is this nearly at 40 parts and it's at over 70 votes or something?

I'm actually surprised every time I look at the stats on here.
But yes.
Thanks to whoever is reading this either way; you the real MVP here.
Have a good day. Or night; I assume most of my readers are American...or not Australian like meself.

Let me know whatcha wanna see.

Have a good one.