Jared: WHAT?! Who does that?!
Me: Jared. Jared. They're called BATHbombs.
Jared: . . . I thought that was just a name.. .
Me: Connor, could you help me? All his bathbombs are hidden in the cabinet under the sink.
Connor: *Glares at me.* . . . . *Walks towards the kitchen.*
Jared: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I KEEP MY BABIES?!
Me: . . .Jared. This is my house.
Evan: *Is already filling the bathtub.*
Me: *Picks up an arm full of Bathbombs. Connor does the same.*
Jared: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MY BABIES!
Connor: Who eats babies?!
Jared: . . . Me?
Me: Witches? *Gives half of the bathbombs to Jared.*
Jared: I am not doing this!
Me: You have to.
Jared: . . .*Slowly drops bathbombs into tub. Connor and I do the same.* . . .
Me: *Sighs.* I'll buy you more.
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.