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Jared: WHAT?! Who does that?!

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Jared: WHAT?! Who does that?!

Me: Jared. Jared. They're called BATHbombs.

Jared: . . . I thought that was just a name.. .

Me: Connor, could you help me? All his bathbombs are hidden in the cabinet under the sink.

Connor: *Glares at me.* . . . . *Walks towards the kitchen.*

Jared: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I KEEP MY BABIES?!

Me: . . .Jared. This is my house.

Evan: *Is already filling the bathtub.*

Me: *Picks up an arm full of Bathbombs. Connor does the same.*

Jared: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MY BABIES!

Connor: Who eats babies?!

Jared: . . . Me?

Me: Witches? *Gives half of the bathbombs to Jared.*

Jared: I am not doing this!

Me: You have to.

Jared: . . .*Slowly drops bathbombs into tub. Connor and I do the same.* . . .

Me: *Sighs.* I'll buy you more.

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