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Jared: *Throws the keys as far as possible* NEVER! *Dad mode: activated

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Jared: *Throws the keys as far as possible* NEVER! *Dad mode: activated.* I'm only allowed to kill you by drowning you in hugs- *Hugs Velo.*

Me: *Also hugs Velo.* . . . . . . . . . . Those were the keys to your grandpa's car, wasn't it? The super fast, dangerous mustang?

Velo: . . . . .

Jared: . . . . . . .

Velo: . . . . *Lies.* Noooooo-

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