Me: *Screeches.* GUYS, WE HAVE TO MOVE. NOW!!!!
Jared: Why?
Me: THE WATTPAD GODS WOULD BE MAD IF I ADDED MORE PARTS!!! *Throws all my clothes into a suitcase.*
Jared: SHOOT- I'M NOT GOOD WITH PACKING- *Shoves Evan into a suitcase.*
Evan: *Holding 2 suitcases, one for him and one for Jared.*
Connor: I don't bring my stuff here. Cause I'm smart.
Youngblood: Same. . . . Can you carry me?
Connor: *Nods. Youngblood hops on his back.*
Me: COME ON, LET'S GI, RICH IS ALREADY OUTSIDE!
Everyone: What?
Me: *Races outside. Everyone follows.*
Rich: *Is wearing sunglasses, holding a bunch of gasoline canisters. Hands me some matches.* I'll be rig-
Me: WAIT! *Runs inside and picks up Joshua. Runs back out.*
Connor: NO! YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT HIM TO TURN INTO EXTRA CRISPY BACON!
Me: SCREW YOU!
Rich: AWEE! PIG! *Pets Joshua.* He's so cuuttteee!!
Me: I kno- WAIT- You're supposed to be burning down my house.
Rich: Oh yeah! I'll be back in a second! *Goes inside and pours gasoline E V E R Y W H E R E- cones outside and pours a trail over to me.*
Me: *Holds the pig out to Connor.* C-
Connor: *Looks at me like, "Honey, you know dang well not to trust me with that thing.*
Me: *Rotates my body towards Vivi.* Vivi, hold onto Josh for me.
Vivi: *Hugs the pig, even though she partially agrees with Connor.*
Me: *Flicks lit match onto the gasoline.* . . . OKAY, RUN- *Jumps back a bit, slapping Jared's shoulder.* GUYS, RUN-
Connor: . . . Your car?
Me: OH SHEET, YOU'RE RIGHT! *Jumps into my car.* EVERYONE GET IN!
Everyone: *Hesitantly gets in.*
Me: *Drives as fast as I can away from the house.*
Connor: Where are we going?
Jared: *Throws some pictures of an apartment at him.* Our new home.
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
