Jared: Yeah, Why do you even hate it so much?
Me: It's not about the singers or anything, but they're just- THEY'RE TWO ANNOYING, SPOILED LITTLE RICH KIDS SINGING ABOUT NOT GETTING WHAT THEY WANT!
Jared: Too bad. Sing.
Me: God, I hate this song- *Starts singing.*
Jared: Oh gosh, she looks so mad!
Me: *Eyes are twitching.* Agonnnyyyy. When you- *Starts singing through gritted teath.* know she would go with you. If there only were dooooors!
Connor: I relate so much to that face.
Me: *At 1:17.* . . . . THAT'S IT. I CAN'T. YOU JUST DON'T COMPLIMENT YOURSELF LIKE THIS, JESUS CHRIST! GAH. NO. I'M DONE! *Stomps away angrily.*
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.