Firstly, WELCOME, MY NEW FRIEND! Secondly, we all he kisses bathbombs-
Jared: And everyone's kissed a wall before-
Connor, Evan, and me: *Looks at him weirdly.*
Jared: No? Okay. . . I've kissed my phone before.
Me: Same. I've also kissed a book and a Captain America pen before.
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.