Micheal: *Is wearing sunglasses and a bulky trench coat.* . . . *Looks around.* . . . . . *Tosses a Mountain Dew Red to Youngblood.*
Me: *Is wearing all black. Sneaks up behind Micheal.*. . . . You got mine?
Micheal: You sure you ain't a cop?
Me: YES, 100% SURE GIVE ME!
Micheal: *Hands me a Crystal Pepsi.*
Me: YES. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! *Throws my wallet at him.*
(OMG IDK WHAT THE HECK THIS WAS. But. . . . Like. . . . Look at this:
BOI AIN'T NOBODY THAT DESPERATE FOR A SODA.)
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.