Jared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this!
Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn!
Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
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Jared: M-M-Maybe?
Me: *Drops chicken.* WhAT?! JARED TRASH KLEINMAN. WHAT.
Jared: I-I-I wanted to see if anyone would care. . . . It was a cry for attention, I guess. S-See if anyone would notice. . . . If anyone would care. . .
Me: I CARE, KLEINMAN!!
Jared: I know I-I-I just. . . . It became more than that. *Akward laugh.* Comfort food, snacky food, whatever. I just became addicted, I guess.
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(She ment EVERYONE.)
Me: On it.
Connor: *Throws half of Jared's bathbomb supplies into a volcano.* Fun.
Evan: I-I've told Lush not to let him near tge store.
Me: *Takes the other half of his bathbombs and puts them into a safe. Is about to close the door.*
Connor: WAIT! *Takes one of them and paints it to look like a baseball. Throws it in with Larry's collection he uses when he plays.*
Me: *Slams the safe closed. Throws it onto a Disney cruise ship.* DONE.
