Me:*Stumbles out of my room.* Guess who's sick for the first time this school year!
Jared: You?
Me: *Coughs. Says in hoarse voice.* Me. *Falls to the floor face first.* I FEEL SO WEAK.
Connor: . . . . *Kicks me.*
Me: *Coughing fit.* Ow! Connor! *Rolls over.* Gosh. . . my stomach hurts. . .
Evan: I-I'll make you some hot tea.
Me: THANK CHU, CHILD-
Me: *Hugs phone.* At least I have you. . .
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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.
