*Screeches. Flips a pile of papers onto the floor.* JARED, WE UPDATED IN TWO. WHOLE. DAYS.
Jared: *Was asleep. Wakes up.* Wh-What?
Me: . . . Have you sleeping for the past two days??
Jared: . . . . Nooooo. . . . . *Looks down.* Maybeeee? *Mumbles* Yes.
Me: JaREd tRAsH KlEInMan!
Jared: Whhhaaattt? I need my beauty sleep?
Connor: Well it's not working, honey.
Me: *Slaps Connor.*
Jared: Ha-
Me: *Slaps Jared harder than I did Jared.* OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN CARE! YA'LL JUST LEAVE YOUR QUESTIONS AND DARES IN THE COMMENTS. *Walks away.*
Jared and Connor: *Looks at eachother like, "WTF"?"*
Jared: . . . Are they okay?
Connor: Apparently not??

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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.