Me: *Limping*
Jared: . . . Why are you limping?
Me: CAUSE MY FOOT IS. . . . I can't tell if it's sore, numb, or hurts. All three? IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WALKED OVER TO ME, AND LAID A GIANT ROCK ON MY ANKLE. *Jumps onto Jared's back.* NOW CARRY ME TO MY FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP!!

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Ask or Dare the Insanely Cool Jared Kleinman
HumorJared: Ughhhhh I don't wanna do this! Me: Too bad! It'll be funnnnn! Jared: No it won't. I've seen Connor's ask or dare book. It doesn't look or sound fun.